Feb 11 00:44:58 --> b0rky (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:45:00 --> Nickface (~Nick@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:45:03 b0rk! b0rk! Feb 11 00:45:07 .lart b0rky Feb 11 00:45:09 * sporksbot LARTS b0rky with a clue-by-four. (You asked for it!) Feb 11 00:45:11 b0rk b0rk b0rk!!! Feb 11 00:45:15 * Myke gets really scared since Packets aren't exactly material. Feb 11 00:45:15 borky borky borky Feb 11 00:45:16 o.0 Feb 11 00:45:19 b0rk Feb 11 00:45:23 eh? Feb 11 00:45:23 bork Feb 11 00:45:27 (I' Feb 11 00:45:27 Kangahammer, one of those things that jump up and down ( kinda like a pogo stick) that the roadgangs use to break up concrete Feb 11 00:45:27 b0rk b0rk! Feb 11 00:45:31 booooork! Feb 11 00:45:32 m communicating!) Feb 11 00:45:32 hmm, yes...I was looking for that pic of the taped lady Feb 11 00:45:37 b0rkity b0rk b0rk! Feb 11 00:45:41 <-- b0rky (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has left #SPORKS Feb 11 00:45:41 Ook? Feb 11 00:45:43 * KrakensDen curses his ' key Feb 11 00:45:52 that was wierd Feb 11 00:45:54 what just ahppened? Feb 11 00:45:55 My key isn't working! Feb 11 00:46:00 Jackhammer? Feb 11 00:46:06 Did he get kicked? Feb 11 00:46:12 <-- b0rky (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has left #SPORKS Feb 11 00:46:13 no...he ... left? Feb 11 00:46:26 we call them kangahammers here but yes Feb 11 00:46:32 he left under his own free will Feb 11 00:46:39 well, that's cause yer closer to the roos Feb 11 00:46:46 <-- krisguy has quit (Ping timeout: 136 seconds) Feb 11 00:46:48 Hrmph Feb 11 00:46:54 when/ how did he materalise? Feb 11 00:47:00 --> b0rky (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:47:03 dunno Feb 11 00:47:04 b0rk! Feb 11 00:47:05 its back! Feb 11 00:47:07 borker! Feb 11 00:47:11 b0rrrk! Feb 11 00:47:13 b0rky? Feb 11 00:47:13 bugger Feb 11 00:47:16 b0rky Feb 11 00:47:16 bork Feb 11 00:47:18 .lart b0rk Feb 11 00:47:18 * sporksbot LARTS b0rky with a clue-by-four. (b0rk not on this channel) Feb 11 00:47:23 .bork Feb 11 00:47:26 b0rk! Feb 11 00:47:28 BORRRRK! Feb 11 00:47:29 o.0 Feb 11 00:47:31 BOOOOOORK! Feb 11 00:47:33 b0rk Feb 11 00:47:35 <-- b0rky (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has left #SPORKS Feb 11 00:47:41 it did it again Feb 11 00:47:43 wierd Feb 11 00:47:43 --> krisguy (~krisguy@53aed128.2ad972d8.f790124a) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:47:45 hmmm Feb 11 00:47:47 what the hell? Feb 11 00:47:48 * Nameless ponders making swedish meatballs Feb 11 00:47:57 k, I'm going to start black holing.... Feb 11 00:48:00 please.' Feb 11 00:48:05 <-- Nickface has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Feb 11 00:48:11 not nickface! Feb 11 00:48:12 that was _odd_... Feb 11 00:48:16 extremely Feb 11 00:48:18 --> Nickface (~Nick@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:48:22 moin Feb 11 00:48:30 --> b0rky (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:48:34 Would you happen to be the masked b0rker? Feb 11 00:48:35 b0rk1 Feb 11 00:48:37 b0rk Feb 11 00:48:41 .lart boork Feb 11 00:48:41 oh shit Feb 11 00:48:41 * sporksbot LARTS b0rky with a clue-by-four. (boork not on this channel) Feb 11 00:48:42 .lart b0rky Feb 11 00:48:42 * sporksbot LARTS b0rky with a clue-by-four. (KrakensDen made me!) Feb 11 00:48:43 booooork Feb 11 00:48:45 boork Feb 11 00:48:45 not again Feb 11 00:48:46 b0rky: if you don't cut it out, you're going to be blocked from the network. Feb 11 00:48:46 and again Feb 11 00:48:48 b0rk Feb 11 00:48:49 b0rk Feb 11 00:48:51 b0rky: if you don't cut it out, you're going to be blocked from the network. Feb 11 00:48:51 b0rky: if you don't cut it out, you're going to be blocked from the network. Feb 11 00:48:51 aargh Feb 11 00:48:51 b0rky: if you don't cut it out, you're going to be blocked from the network. Feb 11 00:48:54 dude Feb 11 00:48:55 b0rk Feb 11 00:48:57 b0rk Feb 11 00:49:02 <-- b0rky has quit (Killed (Myke (Gone.))) Feb 11 00:49:05 thanks Feb 11 00:49:07 yay Feb 11 00:49:08 bye Feb 11 00:49:11 .lart boork Feb 11 00:49:11 * sporksbot LARTS Tigger with a clue-by-four. (boork not on this channel) Feb 11 00:49:17 heh Feb 11 00:49:20 ya missed Feb 11 00:49:29 bugger Feb 11 00:49:39 --> b0rky (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:49:42 b0rk! b0rk! b0rk! Feb 11 00:49:45 Myke? Feb 11 00:49:45 b00rk Feb 11 00:49:48 bork Feb 11 00:49:49 myke! Feb 11 00:49:51 I t-y-p-e t-o-o s-l-o-w Feb 11 00:49:52 yeah yeah Feb 11 00:49:56 mmhmm, ban/blackhole? Feb 11 00:49:57 it takes me a minute to type it in. Feb 11 00:49:59 try again Tigger... Feb 11 00:50:04 he's dead... Feb 11 00:50:09 not saying? Feb 11 00:50:10 hm Feb 11 00:50:14 anyway Feb 11 00:50:21 you can sorta tell when I hit enter :) Feb 11 00:50:34 yea Feb 11 00:50:40 he's still in the channel tho Feb 11 00:51:00 .lart borky Feb 11 00:51:00 mmhmm Feb 11 00:51:00 it got significantly less annoying Feb 11 00:51:00 --> BlurOS (sillygilly@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:51:32 * sporksbot LARTS Tigger with a clue-by-four. (borky not on this channel) Feb 11 00:51:32 while its still here ;) Feb 11 00:51:32 Tigger: your reaction times are getting worse ;) Feb 11 00:51:32 KrakensDen: it'll peer out. Feb 11 00:51:32 This sucks Feb 11 00:51:46 --> Evil_Nickface (~Nick@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:51:46 <-- Nickface has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Feb 11 00:51:48 ping timeout in 136 seconds or so Feb 11 00:51:52 Myke: ja Feb 11 00:51:59 How come we can't do anything to 'it'? Feb 11 00:52:11 what do you mean? Feb 11 00:52:12 * cmantito tickles b0rky Feb 11 00:52:28 <-- BlurOfSerenity has quit (Ping timeout: 136 seconds) Feb 11 00:52:33 --- BlurOS is now known as BlurOfSerenity Feb 11 00:52:56 something SERIOUS just happened to the global routing table Feb 11 00:52:57 I used to have a transformer called Blur Feb 11 00:53:01 I'm not kidding. Feb 11 00:53:04 oh? Feb 11 00:53:11 Transformers, robots in disguise Feb 11 00:53:12 OH? Feb 11 00:53:17 oi Feb 11 00:53:22 he was an Autobot that talked really fast Feb 11 00:53:24 eh? Feb 11 00:53:32 More than meets the eye? Feb 11 00:53:35 I'd rather be a deceptacon Feb 11 00:53:39 me too Feb 11 00:53:53 Soundwave Feb 11 00:54:10 I say we kill him then kill us then kill him again! Feb 11 00:54:16 --> Nickface (~Nick@deb4e6bb.8af9049f.30c370df) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:54:38 <-- Evil_Nickface has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Feb 11 00:54:50 and I really can't tell if that's electrical tape Feb 11 00:55:05 --> b0rker (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:55:09 erg Feb 11 00:55:15 * Tigger is hiding in a corner in wait for boork/ borky / whatever. Feb 11 00:55:17 hmm Feb 11 00:55:20 umm Feb 11 00:55:26 lart it now, Tigger while you have a chance ;) Feb 11 00:55:32 --> Viaken (David@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:55:48 Tried, it larted me Feb 11 00:55:50 it's not talking... Feb 11 00:55:57 yay Feb 11 00:56:03 * cmantito celebrates. Feb 11 00:56:03 it is a zero, not a letter oh Feb 11 00:56:07 heh Feb 11 00:56:14 Man, Dinosaur Comics is pure genius Feb 11 00:56:23 http://www.qwantz.com/20050201.html Feb 11 00:56:25 Tigger: I'm still logged into the router, 'e didn't have a chance I blackholed 'em so quick. Feb 11 00:56:42 heh Feb 11 00:56:43 .lart b0rker Feb 11 00:56:43 * sporksbot LARTS b0rker with a clue-by-four. (Tigger made me!) Feb 11 00:56:46 <-- b0rker has quit (Killed (Myke (X))) Feb 11 00:56:47 why are two of them still here?! Feb 11 00:56:49 <-- b0rky has quit (Killed (Myke (X))) Feb 11 00:56:49 heh Feb 11 00:56:51 yay! Feb 11 00:57:00 yay! Feb 11 00:57:01 Myke: what kind of router? Feb 11 00:57:07 --> Astro-g (~Miranda@44bc3612.a9de8f80.c4113cfb) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 00:57:19 cmantito: eclipse# uname -a Feb 11 00:57:19 FreeBSD eclipse.mWare.ca 5.1-RELEASE FreeBSD 5.1-RELEASE #0: Mon Jan 12 09:08:02 EST 2004 root@eclipse.mware.ca:/usr/obj/usr/src/sys/ECLIPSE_P90_IPL_A i386 Feb 11 00:57:19 eclipse# Feb 11 00:57:25 ah Feb 11 00:57:28 homebrew? Feb 11 00:57:34 huh Feb 11 00:57:34 ? Feb 11 00:57:39 homebrew router. Feb 11 00:57:42 made it yourself Feb 11 00:57:45 how do you mean? Feb 11 00:57:54 I rebuilt the kernel Feb 11 00:57:56 as comepared to cisco or something Feb 11 00:57:59 you run linux...as a router...without any special interface. Feb 11 00:58:00 installed some ports Feb 11 00:58:05 tweaked settings... Feb 11 00:58:16 as in, not m0n0wall, not smoothwall, not linksys, netgear, or cisco Feb 11 00:58:17 homebrew Feb 11 00:58:18 but it's a fBSD machine on a stinky old clone Feb 11 00:58:22 fuck no Feb 11 00:58:27 for a real router? Feb 11 00:58:29 fuck no. Feb 11 00:58:33 god Feb 11 00:58:40 heh Feb 11 00:58:49 you'd be an idiot to use anything but a BSD machine on a clone in this role Feb 11 00:58:52 ye blasphemes in the house that Myke built Feb 11 00:58:57 well Feb 11 00:59:01 heh Feb 11 00:59:01 there's very legit reasons Feb 11 00:59:10 Cisco is just stupid expensive and no bang-for buck Feb 11 00:59:21 Linux can't handle large numbers of streams Feb 11 00:59:30 so that leaves BSD Feb 11 00:59:41 I can SSH, console or serial console to the machine Feb 11 00:59:58 mmmm Feb 11 01:00:08 strawberry cheesecake ice cream Feb 11 01:00:11 now, I'd use BSD for a router...'cept I dunno BSD. are the utilities to make it easier? Feb 11 01:00:11 I even have a special Wireless network for adminning it so I don't have to enter the premisis if there's a problem. Feb 11 01:00:20 nice Feb 11 01:00:20 m0n0wall is easy Feb 11 01:00:25 no console. Feb 11 01:00:26 probably more than enough for what you're doing. Feb 11 01:00:33 don't need one Feb 11 01:00:34 I prefer something I can at least use directly Feb 11 01:00:40 you can customize using the XML Feb 11 01:00:49 and there's /exec.php Feb 11 01:00:50 you can do anything with XML Feb 11 01:00:55 cmantito: there's no shell Feb 11 01:00:58 you can customize the interface? Feb 11 01:01:00 * Nameless never figured out how to get a usable xwindows running Feb 11 01:01:01 and it's open. Feb 11 01:01:05 XML will make you toast and order you a pizza Feb 11 01:01:08 hmm Feb 11 01:01:09 cmantito: why the fuck would you care about that? Feb 11 01:01:16 just wondering :P Feb 11 01:01:20 m0n0wall is meant to replace a Cisco PIX Feb 11 01:01:29 so is smoothwall Feb 11 01:01:31 it goes far and beyond that goal. Feb 11 01:01:38 but smoothwall is linux based Feb 11 01:01:40 --> b0rkity (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:01:43 and linux sucks Feb 11 01:01:44 so? Feb 11 01:01:45 wow Feb 11 01:01:45 oh god Feb 11 01:01:48 b0rk! b0rk! b0rk! Feb 11 01:01:50 lots of IPs this lamer has Feb 11 01:01:51 b0rk! Feb 11 01:01:53 da Feb 11 01:01:59 b0rk! Feb 11 01:01:59 .lart b0rkity Feb 11 01:01:59 * sporksbot LARTS b0rkity with a clue-by-four. (KrakensDen made me!) Feb 11 01:02:00 .lart b0rkity Feb 11 01:02:00 * sporksbot LARTS b0rkity with a clue-by-four. (You asked for it!) Feb 11 01:02:03 b0rk! Feb 11 01:02:04 hrm Feb 11 01:02:07 blackholed. Feb 11 01:02:07 its getting better Feb 11 01:02:11 it can lart itself... Feb 11 01:02:13 KrakensDen: no it's not. Feb 11 01:02:13 wow Feb 11 01:02:14 * celti has a sneaking suspicion that the Maricopa County sherrif is completely flaming gay. Feb 11 01:02:17 http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/0113B1-talker13.html Feb 11 01:02:20 it still uses streams. Feb 11 01:02:30 .kill b0rkity Feb 11 01:02:30 Who is this b0rkity person? Feb 11 01:02:37 good question Feb 11 01:02:38 I was wondering myself Feb 11 01:02:39 <-- b0rkity has quit (Killed (Myke (X))) Feb 11 01:02:48 damn it doesn't work Feb 11 01:02:54 --- [b0rkity] (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) : [200.141.76.227] Spork.CGI IRC User Feb 11 01:02:54 --- [b0rkity] ottawa1.irc.mWare.ca :Fri Feb 11 19:02:12 2005 Feb 11 01:02:54 --- b0rkity :End of WHOWAS Feb 11 01:02:59 ooooh Feb 11 01:03:00 ip Feb 11 01:03:04 --- [b0rker] (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) : [216.148.246.88] b0rky Feb 11 01:03:09 --- [b0rky] (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) : [proxy1.bezeqint.net] b0rky Feb 11 01:03:15 hmm Feb 11 01:03:17 proxy? Feb 11 01:03:20 * cmantito sighs. Feb 11 01:03:21 yeah - I don't hide your IP if you come via CGI::IRC Feb 11 01:03:21 lamo Feb 11 01:03:33 anyway Feb 11 01:03:33 myke: don't blame you Feb 11 01:03:38 this lamer has lots of IPs apparently Feb 11 01:03:41 ? please explain Feb 11 01:03:46 anyway Feb 11 01:03:49 where was I? Feb 11 01:03:53 linux > bsd Feb 11 01:04:03 linux > BSD because of v4l Feb 11 01:04:03 Tigger: explain which thing? Feb 11 01:04:04 hmm, so m0n0wall is like the BSD equivalent of Smoothwall? Feb 11 01:04:08 BSD > Linux for everything else. Feb 11 01:04:10 apparanly. Feb 11 01:04:19 Nameless: you could think of it that way Feb 11 01:04:27 never mind, I think I got it Feb 11 01:04:48 * cmantito ponders installing M0n0wall Feb 11 01:04:51 does it install to HD? Feb 11 01:04:57 sure Feb 11 01:04:58 but Feb 11 01:05:02 you know, I would, if I had a clue Feb 11 01:05:03 you can use the CD/FD combo Feb 11 01:05:06 eh Feb 11 01:05:08 <-- Viaken has quit (Ping timeout: 136 seconds) Feb 11 01:05:08 which is really nice to try it out Feb 11 01:05:08 that requires an FD Feb 11 01:05:12 true. Feb 11 01:05:14 that's what I did for my friend Feb 11 01:05:17 FD went bad :/ Feb 11 01:05:20 no longer works Feb 11 01:05:30 like those aren't a dime a dozen Feb 11 01:05:33 anyway Feb 11 01:05:35 it's nice Feb 11 01:05:38 heh Feb 11 01:05:44 because it boots from CD and uses the FD for config Feb 11 01:06:33 * celti has a few dozen ancient tiny harddrives lying around that he could use for such. Feb 11 01:06:37 does it install to an HD though? Feb 11 01:06:45 Only problem is, i'd first need a CD. Feb 11 01:06:47 er Feb 11 01:06:51 CD? Computer. Feb 11 01:06:54 celti: yeah - strangely I find myself stockpiling old 80-100MBers Feb 11 01:06:58 even tho I only need 6MB Feb 11 01:06:59 * Spudd86 needs to go find a small hard drive in his pile of computers for m0n0wall to use, maby a 40MB drive, so I'm not wasting a 1Gig rive that I could use for anotrher purpose Feb 11 01:07:00 To put one in. Feb 11 01:07:06 does it install to HD? Feb 11 01:07:06 sure Feb 11 01:07:10 ah Feb 11 01:07:11 missed that Feb 11 01:07:12 :/ Feb 11 01:07:16 hmm, maybe I should ship out my old laptop to be properly configured Feb 11 01:07:20 Spudd86: consider the CD option Feb 11 01:07:28 Nameless: ship? Feb 11 01:07:46 as I said, I couldnt' even figure out how to get Xwindows running properly in BSD ;> Feb 11 01:08:01 Myke: I'd rather use a HD, I've got more spare HD's than spare CD drives Feb 11 01:08:03 m0n0wall doesn't have a GUI Feb 11 01:08:15 you just use the console to assign NICs and IPs and password reset Feb 11 01:08:27 cmantito: try out m0n0wall Feb 11 01:08:30 if you don't fall in love Feb 11 01:08:34 --> Viaken (David@9b93e9e6.e856649f.b7f63beb) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:08:36 wait for pfsense to go gold. Feb 11 01:08:39 hmm, maybe I'll attempt to install BSD on the laptop again Feb 11 01:08:41 * Tigger yawns Feb 11 01:08:50 Myke: not that any of the HD's are over 2 GB but that's a seperate matter Feb 11 01:08:53 Nameless: I don't use BSD for workstation Feb 11 01:09:02 * Tigger waves at Viaken Feb 11 01:09:06 Spudd86: walk down the street on garbage day Feb 11 01:09:09 laptop...to be used to replace d-link broadband router Feb 11 01:09:13 myke: I have tried it briefly, but never in depth. It looked, good enough. Feb 11 01:09:27 hey Tigger Feb 11 01:09:44 * Myke nudges his 2.4TB of Seagates Feb 11 01:09:44 hooray for the lead paint diet! Feb 11 01:09:50 ... Feb 11 01:09:53 I'm looking for a 114MB HDD I left around here somewhere. Feb 11 01:09:57 * celti glares at myke. Feb 11 01:10:03 celti, ???? Feb 11 01:10:08 * cmantito has a 80mb hd in his hand. Feb 11 01:10:09 Myke: what do you use as a workstation? Feb 11 01:10:12 smallest I have is a 20mb laptop drive. Feb 11 01:10:17 Tigger: 2.4TB. Feb 11 01:10:30 I have just over 100GB. Feb 11 01:10:33 right... Feb 11 01:10:34 from my very first laptop (286-10mhz, 1mb ram) Feb 11 01:10:35 I have 200 gb Feb 11 01:10:40 but only 50gb is writable to me :/ Feb 11 01:10:43 He has 12 times that. Feb 11 01:10:53 I know. Feb 11 01:10:59 * Tigger slowly inches away from celti Feb 11 01:11:05 KrakensDen: laptop, Slack 10 Feb 11 01:11:07 * toasterlizard only has 240gb =\ Feb 11 01:11:14 Myke: small town, not that many computers being thrown out, and yes I would do that I have about 8 486's, 386's, and Peniums aquired for a toatal of around 10 bucks, you see there's this huge garrage sale every year for a charity, and I come around towards then enda and take all the old computer shit for 5 bucks :) Feb 11 01:11:25 * Nameless only has just over 1TB of WDs Feb 11 01:11:32 * cmantito needs to get around to making his 150gb partition writable. Feb 11 01:11:46 Myke: good taste ;) Feb 11 01:12:05 KrakensDen: of course, I don't have my opinions because I'm clueless. Feb 11 01:12:09 stupid ntfs Feb 11 01:12:10 * Tigger has 40 gb, which sucks, but not as bad as her fathers 4gb. Feb 11 01:12:15 o.0 Feb 11 01:12:21 * celti sulks in his ice cream. Feb 11 01:12:23 Tigger: I have about 4TB now. Feb 11 01:12:44 in 2 years, you'll be able to by HDDs that big. Feb 11 01:12:49 buy Feb 11 01:12:56 0-0 Feb 11 01:13:09 cmantito: I feel the same way and may I add: stupid FAT32 Feb 11 01:13:15 well Feb 11 01:13:21 at least fat32 is linux-writable Feb 11 01:13:28 my 150gb partition is not. Feb 11 01:13:29 it's ntfs Feb 11 01:13:33 >:P Feb 11 01:14:08 * Tigger is trying to imagine 4TB. Feb 11 01:14:14 I have 150GB partion, and a 3.4GB file, I try to copy and get file size limit execced then I slap my head for forgetting about that Feb 11 01:14:28 * Tigger not succceeding Feb 11 01:14:58 heh Feb 11 01:15:02 * Tigger hugs Myke's computer Feb 11 01:15:04 * Spudd86 has 16BG partion for gentoo, it's got the 3,4 GB file on it, cause I can't get it off Feb 11 01:15:14 Tigger: "SAN", not computer. Feb 11 01:15:24 it's like...too big for your mind to, like...comprehend..dude Feb 11 01:15:29 Spudd86: BooglyGites? ;) Feb 11 01:15:36 ....dude.... Feb 11 01:15:39 cmantito: you have an x86 right? why not use Captive NTFS? Feb 11 01:15:43 meh Feb 11 01:15:48 I'm just gonna clean and reformat Feb 11 01:15:48 Spudd86: Captive NTFS? Feb 11 01:15:51 Myke :P Feb 11 01:16:14 <-- KrakensDen has quit (Quit: leaving) Feb 11 01:16:28 <-- Tigger has quit (Quit: Tigger got a major headsploady going on) Feb 11 01:16:45 Myke: grabs win 2k or XP's NTFS driver and emulates enough NT for it to work, and sits bettween Linux and the driver Feb 11 01:17:13 thus allowing full read/write access Feb 11 01:17:18 oh Feb 11 01:17:21 project evil Feb 11 01:17:24 I'm just gonna reformat under ext2 Feb 11 01:17:32 XFS! Feb 11 01:17:37 oi Feb 11 01:17:39 XFS is certainly odd Feb 11 01:17:43 hmm XFS? Feb 11 01:17:45 but it does some very cool things Feb 11 01:17:47 >why< ? Feb 11 01:17:48 yeah Feb 11 01:17:54 no reason Feb 11 01:17:57 it's just weird :) Feb 11 01:18:14 well all I know about XFS is what the gentoo guide says Feb 11 01:18:22 I don't know what it says Feb 11 01:18:27 but shizzle - is it fast. Feb 11 01:18:27 and the kernel config as well Feb 11 01:18:57 gentoo says it hasn't got a track record yet and not much else Feb 11 01:19:08 it mentions that it journals though Feb 11 01:19:36 XFS has been around for > 10a Feb 11 01:19:39 Gentoo is stupid. Feb 11 01:19:44 apparently so are it's committers. Feb 11 01:19:50 hehehe Feb 11 01:19:59 maybe it's lusers too Feb 11 01:20:04 * celti likes reiserfs. Feb 11 01:20:58 * celti has never tried anything else. Feb 11 01:21:02 Well Feb 11 01:21:04 not true Feb 11 01:21:08 oh wait I was thinking of some other filesystem..... got some wires crossed in my brain Feb 11 01:21:09 my /boot is ext3 Feb 11 01:21:23 I like ext3 Feb 11 01:21:28 if your journals are really hosed Feb 11 01:21:35 you can just mount it as an ext2 volume :) Feb 11 01:21:38 yep Feb 11 01:21:43 --> b0rkityb0rk (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:21:43 but Feb 11 01:21:46 oh no... Feb 11 01:21:47 oh fuck Feb 11 01:21:51 b0rkityb0rk: what is with you? Feb 11 01:21:55 --- Myke sets ban on *!*@*.mWtNet Feb 11 01:22:00 --- Myke removes ban on *!*@*.mWtNet Feb 11 01:22:04 ... Feb 11 01:22:05 myke bans himself. Feb 11 01:22:11 hmm Feb 11 01:22:14 bans everyone. Feb 11 01:22:18 sssh. Feb 11 01:22:20 well Feb 11 01:22:23 I'm not *.mwtnet Feb 11 01:22:26 everyone not on torment Feb 11 01:22:29 heh Feb 11 01:22:35 er Feb 11 01:22:37 or dallas1 Feb 11 01:22:44 or auckland1 Feb 11 01:23:02 .lart b0rkityb0rk Feb 11 01:23:04 ... he hasn't started being an idiot yet... Feb 11 01:23:07 * sporksbot LARTS b0rkityb0rk with a clue-by-four. (cmantito made me!) Feb 11 01:23:12 * Myke has the blackhole line in place Feb 11 01:23:16 heh Feb 11 01:23:18 just needs a ^M and it's done. Feb 11 01:23:21 heh Feb 11 01:23:21 I'd still like to know the point Feb 11 01:23:23 eclipse# route add 68.16.19.53/24 localhost Feb 11 01:23:30 ready to fall at a moments notice. Feb 11 01:23:31 heh Feb 11 01:23:39 yup. Feb 11 01:23:49 as JD says, "Give 'em as much rope as they need..." Feb 11 01:23:49 * celti pokes b0rkityb0rk Feb 11 01:23:52 "I only got one question...do you feel lucky, punk?" Feb 11 01:23:57 <-- stacato has quit (Ping timeout: 619 seconds) Feb 11 01:23:59 heh Feb 11 01:24:03 punk! Feb 11 01:24:09 it's not doing anything. Feb 11 01:24:16 --> BOOORK (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:24:16 it just sits there... Feb 11 01:24:18 eh? Feb 11 01:24:19 as if borken. Feb 11 01:24:21 ... Feb 11 01:24:31 two of it now? Feb 11 01:24:33 wtf? Feb 11 01:24:34 it time out? Feb 11 01:24:39 hunh? Feb 11 01:24:42 I think the first will die on it's own accord. Feb 11 01:24:44 same IP Feb 11 01:24:47 yep Feb 11 01:24:50 weird... Feb 11 01:24:57 it'd explain the silence Feb 11 01:24:59 --> boARK (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:25:00 CGI::IRC isn't perfect. Feb 11 01:25:04 ah? Feb 11 01:25:05 ... Feb 11 01:25:07 wth? Feb 11 01:25:12 bah Feb 11 01:25:13 new spam? make users? Feb 11 01:25:14 blackholed now Feb 11 01:25:17 mebbe aim for that 99 in a ban Feb 11 01:25:19 trying to flood the channel? Feb 11 01:25:25 It's flooding the channel with users! Feb 11 01:25:26 heh Feb 11 01:25:28 bah Feb 11 01:25:29 Nameless: uh... that's the CGI::IRC Feb 11 01:25:34 yeah, I know Feb 11 01:25:34 Myke: Stay out of my mind! Feb 11 01:25:47 wasn't saying for long Feb 11 01:25:48 celti: conversely - think faster than me :) Feb 11 01:25:51 * celti posts no entry signs on his mind, and locks himself out. Feb 11 01:25:56 <-- b0rkityb0rk has quit (Killed (Myke (X))) Feb 11 01:25:57 er... Feb 11 01:25:59 crap. Feb 11 01:26:00 <-- boARK has quit (Killed (Myke (X))) Feb 11 01:26:04 <-- BOOORK has quit (Killed (Myke (X))) Feb 11 01:26:14 Myke: that'd be difficult. Feb 11 01:26:18 Oh, bloody hell... Feb 11 01:26:26 * celti hates the power in this place... Feb 11 01:26:33 Lights keep flickering... Feb 11 01:26:36 I wish I had a UPS. Feb 11 01:26:50 celti: and the computer's staying on? Feb 11 01:27:09 eclipse# netstat -rnf inet | grep 127 Feb 11 01:27:09 68.16.19/24 127.0.0.1 UGSc 1 3465 lo0 Feb 11 01:27:09 127.0.0.1 127.0.0.1 UH 4 230021 lo0 Feb 11 01:27:09 192.115.106.236 127.0.0.1 UGHS 0 3528 lo0 Feb 11 01:27:09 200.141.76 127.0.0.1 UGSc 0 3561 lo0 Feb 11 01:27:10 216.148.246 127.0.0.1 UGSc 0 1701 lo0 Feb 11 01:27:12 eclipse# Feb 11 01:27:16 Yeah, my computer is rather insensitive to power flickers like that Feb 11 01:27:17 quite a number of hits on my rules there... Feb 11 01:27:24 heh Feb 11 01:27:24 eclipse# netstat -rnf inet Feb 11 01:27:24 Routing tables Feb 11 01:27:24 Internet: Feb 11 01:27:25 Destination Gateway Flags Refs Use Netif Expire Feb 11 01:27:32 is what goes above that Feb 11 01:27:52 my moms, however, is not. Feb 11 01:28:07 BellSouth Feb 11 01:28:12 And she hadn't saved her session of the Sims 2 for 2 hours. Feb 11 01:28:29 Nameless: which? Feb 11 01:28:30 all? Feb 11 01:28:36 the 68 Feb 11 01:28:36 celti: any idea what make your computer immune? laptop? Feb 11 01:28:42 the last one Feb 11 01:28:54 --> NOT_BORK_IS_BARK (99@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:28:56 Atlanta, or so Feb 11 01:29:03 b0rk! Feb 11 01:29:05 hi Feb 11 01:29:07 b0rk! Feb 11 01:29:09 hi? Feb 11 01:29:20 I think it's using open proxies or somesuch Feb 11 01:29:21 well, it knows english...somewhat Feb 11 01:29:22 .lart NOT_BORK_IS_BARK Feb 11 01:29:23 * sporksbot LARTS NOT_BORK_IS_BARK with a clue-by-four. (cmantito made me!) Feb 11 01:29:29 maybe it's time to turn off the CGI::IRC for a little while. Feb 11 01:29:30 could be Feb 11 01:29:34 perhaps Feb 11 01:29:38 but I use it from work and school Feb 11 01:29:38 that's what I was thinking Feb 11 01:29:39 oh well Feb 11 01:29:41 I'll ssh and irssi Feb 11 01:29:54 but, cmantito, you do understand the need at least ;> Feb 11 01:29:56 da Feb 11 01:29:58 ssh and irssi Feb 11 01:30:00 stacco will be unhappy. Feb 11 01:30:01 I'll hack Feb 11 01:30:10 I'll make our proxy support SSL >< Feb 11 01:30:24 turn of t3h cgiirc Feb 11 01:30:38 but make sure you post a reason there. Feb 11 01:30:42 for Mr. b0rk. Feb 11 01:30:50 * Spudd86 wonders why his school is security paranoid enough to block all outgoing traffic on ports the think no one needs Feb 11 01:31:05 --- cmantito has changed the topic to: b0rk is b0rked. finally. i hope. Feb 11 01:31:10 hehe Feb 11 01:31:10 of course, with this, he'll probably start using the JavaIRC. Feb 11 01:31:30 maybe he'll be stupid enough to use his REAL ip by accident Feb 11 01:31:57 well doesn't the java client run local? Feb 11 01:32:02 yea Feb 11 01:32:07 but if he's proxied... Feb 11 01:32:11 or she... Feb 11 01:32:13 definitely using proxies Feb 11 01:32:14 doesn't matter Feb 11 01:32:14 Feb 11 01:32:18 the IRC isn't proxied. Feb 11 01:32:21 can it be set up to use a proxy? Feb 11 01:32:25 yea :/ Feb 11 01:32:25 no. Feb 11 01:32:27 well. Feb 11 01:32:27 no? Feb 11 01:32:29 heh Feb 11 01:32:29 yeah Feb 11 01:32:32 but not easily. Feb 11 01:32:38 if you screw with it. Feb 11 01:32:46 I mean - the applet will be served to your workstation via the proxy Feb 11 01:32:52 Atlanta, San Jose...and one from a country BR (brazil?) Feb 11 01:32:55 but the IRC connection will not be. Feb 11 01:33:19 myke, wouldn't it have to be? Feb 11 01:33:25 if I use java irc from school, it honors the proxy. Feb 11 01:33:32 or it wouldn't hit the net. Feb 11 01:33:40 --> stacato (~stacato@7b931c58.8d03091e.4f7edca9) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:33:47 * cmantito waves to stacato. Feb 11 01:33:55 poor poor stacato Feb 11 01:33:59 cmantito: no it doesn't. Feb 11 01:33:59 heh Feb 11 01:34:09 really? weiiird...then I shouldn't be able to use it Feb 11 01:34:12 or should I say, poor poor stacco Feb 11 01:34:14 the java applet opens a socket on the local machine Feb 11 01:34:20 hm Feb 11 01:34:26 * cmantito will play with it tomorrow. Feb 11 01:34:32 It'll likely get NATted Feb 11 01:34:37 but not proxied. Feb 11 01:34:39 Maybe the school network isn't as restrictive as I thought... Feb 11 01:34:50 poor stacato... Feb 11 01:34:53 well - you know about open ports on collocution... right? Feb 11 01:34:57 yea Feb 11 01:35:32 <-- NOT_BORK_IS_BARK has quit (Ping timeout: 136 seconds) Feb 11 01:35:43 oh Feb 11 01:35:47 forgot to kill 'em. Feb 11 01:36:16 I'm annoyed at my school, for the last 4 years ssh could get out, but this year they blocked all outgoing ports and the only ones I know of that are open is telnet and http.... Feb 11 01:36:27 Spudd86: telnet? Feb 11 01:36:32 spudd...logical solution...? Feb 11 01:36:34 Myke Yup Feb 11 01:36:39 weird. Feb 11 01:36:42 (run sshd listening on 23 or 80) Feb 11 01:36:47 port scan collocution, see what's open. Feb 11 01:37:26 cmantito or just use my nat box to change the dport on it's way in.... Feb 11 01:37:33 that too Feb 11 01:37:41 there something even more clever I've seen recently Feb 11 01:37:50 PANIX has 80/tcp switch Feb 11 01:37:56 to HTTP if you GET Feb 11 01:38:07 or SSH if you ... whatever SSH's first packet is Feb 11 01:38:18 ooh, cool. Feb 11 01:38:20 yeah Feb 11 01:38:25 I wanna know how they do it Feb 11 01:38:30 I might just implement it. Feb 11 01:38:39 * celti wants to set up port knocking, but has no clue how. Feb 11 01:38:45 niice Feb 11 01:38:56 * cmantito wants to do that oo. Feb 11 01:38:59 too Feb 11 01:39:07 knocking just seems ridiculous to me. Feb 11 01:39:11 Myke: how do I scan for open ports on my schools firewall I only have access to win98 inside the firewall..... Feb 11 01:39:11 myke: lemme know when you figure it out Feb 11 01:39:13 then again Feb 11 01:39:19 I run servers that're meant to be accessible. Feb 11 01:39:25 spudd86: a windows portscanner?? Feb 11 01:39:30 Spudd86: install cygwin :) Feb 11 01:39:40 cmantito: where? Feb 11 01:39:44 cmantito: heh - I'll likely be using pf if I do Feb 11 01:39:52 the problem with using anything else Feb 11 01:39:58 Myke that's a little large.... Feb 11 01:40:03 is that if you lose userland, your 80/tcp dies. Feb 11 01:40:12 Spudd86: not the whole damn thing. Feb 11 01:40:16 Spudd86, this is a low-scale windows portscanner Feb 11 01:40:20 so, Myke, anyone you annoyed recently? Feb 11 01:40:25 http://teknidude.com/vb/portscan/ Feb 11 01:40:26 but I suspect pf might be able to do it. Feb 11 01:40:32 I'd be unable to resist installing everything Feb 11 01:40:48 Nameless: I think b0rk is an old #SPORKSer in the first place. Feb 11 01:41:04 wasn't aedinius recently banned? Feb 11 01:41:13 yeah Feb 11 01:41:22 he DQ'd when I chewed him out for nickspam Feb 11 01:41:28 I was there. Feb 11 01:41:30 then he claimed he didn't know the rules Feb 11 01:41:35 which isn't actually my problem. Feb 11 01:41:45 but would he be resentful? Feb 11 01:41:49 I mean - fuck... kids... respect authority Feb 11 01:41:51 challenge it Feb 11 01:41:54 but respect it. Feb 11 01:41:54 Myke nickspam? whassat refer to? Feb 11 01:42:01 changing your nick over and over Feb 11 01:42:07 .recall rule14 Feb 11 01:42:07 [rule14] (1/1) Please limit your nick changes. Use the /away command to indicate status Feb 11 01:42:21 cmantito / Spudd86 - unnecessary nicks Feb 11 01:42:26 we manually track them here. Feb 11 01:42:30 yea Feb 11 01:42:46 so he pops this random nick Feb 11 01:42:50 I tell him not to say anything Feb 11 01:42:52 he does Feb 11 01:42:57 then he says "it's just one line" Feb 11 01:43:02 1 > 0 Feb 11 01:43:04 that's all that matters. Feb 11 01:43:20 there're some people here Feb 11 01:43:26 before we implemented that rule Feb 11 01:43:30 who've used > 70 nicks Feb 11 01:43:34 heh. Feb 11 01:43:48 not funny when you're manually consolidating them. Feb 11 01:43:50 all mine are cm|* and they're usually due to a disconnect/multiple logon. Feb 11 01:44:04 that's more sane Feb 11 01:44:07 but still irritating. Feb 11 01:44:14 ie: you use "cm|mobile| Feb 11 01:44:16 ie: you use "cm|mobile" Feb 11 01:44:18 yea Feb 11 01:44:27 I'm cmantito at home, cm|mobile on my laptop. Feb 11 01:44:39 you should only use that iff you're already logged in else where as cmantito Feb 11 01:44:42 WRONG Feb 11 01:44:48 and I am. Feb 11 01:45:01 cmantito on your laptop, cm|laptop if you're logged in from home already. Feb 11 01:45:11 err 'mobile' Feb 11 01:45:18 right. which is what it is. Feb 11 01:45:26 which is acceptable. Feb 11 01:45:34 Myke: about sporks.site, any chance of me being able to log in on the site? Feb 11 01:45:54 Spudd86: harass krikkert, he's been working on the usermanagement code Feb 11 01:45:56 or at least, supposed to be. Feb 11 01:45:56 But for one major change, I stopped doing the nickchange thing when asked. Feb 11 01:46:07 and it's appreciated Feb 11 01:46:19 tho I still prefer 'Sim' to 'Celti' to reduce identity confusion Feb 11 01:46:32 just like with 'Tigger' vs. Naruki Feb 11 01:46:40 but, I'm not quite that harsh. Feb 11 01:46:42 Bah. I'm celti everywhere, including on the UF boards. Feb 11 01:46:58 and it still confuses people. Feb 11 01:47:01 I even wanted to be celti when I first popped in here. Feb 11 01:47:18 --> tfubard (~tom@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 01:47:20 It's the Internet. I think confusing is part of the definition. Feb 11 01:47:25 heh Feb 11 01:47:31 >sporksbot< .recall spyware Feb 11 01:50:46 this nick still bug you? ;> Feb 11 01:51:17 yeah Feb 11 01:51:25 Myke: anyway, i want to set up portknocking in case Cox starts wondering why i tend to overrun my maximum monthly bandwidth by 10-20x. Feb 11 01:51:41 how's that going to help? Feb 11 01:51:51 they're not going to point their browser at you Feb 11 01:52:00 they'll just dump your connection and see what it all is. Feb 11 01:52:22 Myke: do you know of an IP with all ports showing as either closed or open? My school seems to drop outgoing packets Feb 11 01:52:27 Assuming they're that smart. Feb 11 01:52:43 Spudd86: not offhand, but most anything useful is open on collocution Feb 11 01:52:52 celti: they did build the networ Feb 11 01:52:55 don't forget Feb 11 01:53:05 it's not their 1st line drones who run the network. Feb 11 01:53:14 collocution.mware.ca ? Feb 11 01:53:15 point. Feb 11 01:53:29 da. Feb 11 01:53:36 Although, we've had this for about a year, and they've not done anything, so... Feb 11 01:53:49 celti: comcast never comes a knockin here. last time I had a tech here he said "I'm going to pretend I don't know those are servers of some kind there..." Feb 11 01:53:59 anyway, if they do, i'll finally have a convincing argument to switch to Speakeasy. Feb 11 01:54:07 heh Feb 11 01:54:12 Didn't I point you to them? Feb 11 01:54:17 cmantito: you tell him to fuck off and that you're running a home business Feb 11 01:54:17 yep Feb 11 01:54:22 myke: against TOS. Feb 11 01:54:24 he doesn't need to know that they're internet facing. Feb 11 01:54:26 he doesn't need to know that they're internet facing. Feb 11 01:54:37 technically, lans are against TOS Feb 11 01:54:38 in stereo! Feb 11 01:54:41 you're supposed to pay per pc. Feb 11 01:54:53 get the updated TOS Feb 11 01:54:56 heh Feb 11 01:55:06 and pr0n is against the TOS Feb 11 01:55:08 most giant ISPs don't want to allocate more IPs then they need to Feb 11 01:55:16 they can't oversell Feb 11 01:55:24 NAT is like their bestest friend. Feb 11 01:55:31 myke: they don't... they sell internal IPs... they sell you a router pretty much Feb 11 01:55:38 --- Nameless is now known as eyez Feb 11 01:55:41 you have to subscribe to "home-networking" Feb 11 01:55:44 cmantito: regardless Feb 11 01:55:59 they also don't have to know those nodes are connected to the same network Feb 11 01:56:10 I'm talking "technically against the TOS" Feb 11 01:56:31 they don't give a flying fruitcake, but they "can" Feb 11 01:57:29 so remind me why am I wasting my thought on this? Feb 11 01:57:33 hmmm I've been away for nearly 2 hours now, and I ment to go t bed when I set myself as away...... Feb 11 01:57:41 I didn't tell you to myke. Feb 11 01:58:02 last time a tech was here, he got upset because he asked for a workstation and I put him on a linux box. Feb 11 01:58:22 they don't have laptops? Feb 11 01:58:29 they avoid using them Feb 11 01:58:37 don't ask me why Feb 11 01:58:38 but they do Feb 11 01:58:43 cmantito: did you do it on purpose to be mean? Feb 11 01:58:46 * Myke couldn't do his job if it wasn't for OSS OSes and a laptop Feb 11 01:58:49 Spudd86, no it's all I had. Feb 11 01:59:02 cmantito: still funny Feb 11 01:59:03 my win xp laptop was out of comission Feb 11 01:59:18 and all the other Windoze pcs were two flights of steps away. Feb 11 01:59:33 in my parent's offices, bedrooms, and brothers' bedroom respectively. Feb 11 01:59:50 cmantito: what exactly did he do next? get his laptop? Feb 11 02:00:06 he said "Is there a windows machine I can use? We don't support linux." Feb 11 02:00:13 I said "No, do you really need one?" Feb 11 02:00:24 He said "Yes, I don't know how to check things like IP in linux" Feb 11 02:00:35 so I said "tell me what you would do in windows, and I'll translate to linux" Feb 11 02:00:47 he had me typing things like 'ipconfig' and loading "IE" Feb 11 02:00:52 heh Feb 11 02:01:12 finally he got fed up and went to the truck and grabbed his laptop Feb 11 02:01:25 got upset when I told him the wireless network was WEP'd, even though I offered him the key. Feb 11 02:01:30 cmantito: did he recognize it as linux, or did you tell him? Feb 11 02:01:43 I had to tell him. "Is that a Mac or something?" Feb 11 02:01:58 :P Feb 11 02:02:09 Of course it's feckin Wep'd Feb 11 02:02:14 Normally it's even mac filtering. Feb 11 02:02:19 I ended up giving in and turning off wep. Feb 11 02:02:55 umm did he not look at it closely? it was a PC right? I don;t see how you could not recogniz a it as NOT A MAC Feb 11 02:03:08 it is a pc Feb 11 02:03:18 he was looking at KDE more than the box it self. Feb 11 02:03:34 mmmhmmm Feb 11 02:03:37 even tho kde looks more like windows... Feb 11 02:03:58 well that depends doesn't it? Feb 11 02:04:18 I guess Feb 11 02:04:33 I'd have plopped him at a console :P Feb 11 02:04:46 heh Feb 11 02:05:02 well, he *did* ask if it was a pc, and I said yes. He said open a command prompt, I opened konsole Feb 11 02:05:03 maby with splashutils set up to put something odd behind the text..... Feb 11 02:05:09 and he said "What is that?" I said "Linux" Feb 11 02:05:17 heh Feb 11 02:05:22 uname -a bitch Feb 11 02:05:25 ooh Feb 11 02:05:28 I did the same thing to a wireless tech. Feb 11 02:05:37 he got really freaked out. Feb 11 02:05:38 yea Feb 11 02:05:45 ... all he was using was mozilla. Feb 11 02:05:51 hah Feb 11 02:06:47 the best was one time I called comcast, asked them why the cable service was off if the power was off. they didn't understand the concept of a UPS, so I told them it was a gas-powered cable modem Feb 11 02:06:57 which reminds me I gotta find that think that puts a starfield behind the console text Feb 11 02:07:08 *snerk* Feb 11 02:07:08 my cablemodem, and wireless router are on a battery Feb 11 02:07:14 and I tried to use my laptop while power was out Feb 11 02:07:14 Gas-powered cable modem... Feb 11 02:07:17 and it didn't workk Feb 11 02:07:25 and they accept gas-powered modem more than UPS :P Feb 11 02:07:28 as are mine Feb 11 02:07:41 that's...hilarious Feb 11 02:07:57 da Feb 11 02:08:03 * Myke has a UPS for his WAP Feb 11 02:08:17 UPS for the switch & router and half the DB server Feb 11 02:08:18 battery backup is for the important things Feb 11 02:08:24 and another UPS for everythign else. Feb 11 02:08:24 * Spudd86 wishes he had more money, and could afford to buy shiny things like UPS's and othe bits pieces Feb 11 02:08:30 heh Feb 11 02:08:34 and I just have a big fucking UPS for mWare Feb 11 02:08:39 * cmantito has a ups for router & modem Feb 11 02:08:45 * cmantito has one more for snoopy Feb 11 02:08:50 Myke, how many hours? Feb 11 02:08:51 woodstock can afford to go down Feb 11 02:08:54 Spudd86: UPSes can be gotten cheaply Feb 11 02:08:58 so can dustpuppy and catfive. Feb 11 02:09:05 --- Disconnected (Connection reset by peer). **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri Feb 11 02:09:05 2005 **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri Feb 11 02:09:17 2005 Feb 11 02:09:17 --> You are now talking on #SPORKS Feb 11 02:09:17 --- Topic for #SPORKS is b0rk is b0rked. finally. i hope. Feb 11 02:09:17 --- Topic for #SPORKS set by cmantito!~Kevin@58282533.273aeac.592294f8 at Fri Feb 11 01:30:37 2005 Feb 11 02:09:19 if it's longer, I buy/rent/borrow a genertaor Feb 11 02:09:33 Myke I'm rather short on funds for univerity next year so I can't spend ANYTHING Feb 11 02:09:35 or there's another blackout Feb 11 02:09:37 in which case Feb 11 02:09:37 myke: if i was portscanning colluction, would it disconnect me fore fun like that? Feb 11 02:09:41 I just put my feet up. Feb 11 02:09:56 s/fore/for/ Feb 11 02:09:57 cmantito: it's possible. there is throttling Feb 11 02:10:01 nerg Feb 11 02:10:02 try being more gentle Feb 11 02:10:03 but Feb 11 02:10:10 I suspect the problem was at your end. Feb 11 02:10:14 probably Feb 11 02:10:21 didn't get connected from anything else though Feb 11 02:10:38 yeah - but what else do you have going that's stateful? Feb 11 02:10:59 another irc connection, and an ftp transfer Feb 11 02:11:07 the other IRC is local Feb 11 02:11:09 no Feb 11 02:11:12 I didn't count that one Feb 11 02:11:17 and FTP is fuct from the getgo :) Feb 11 02:11:20 heh Feb 11 02:11:26 really Feb 11 02:11:29 FTP is awful. Feb 11 02:11:30 * Spudd86 is glad that simplepatico does not limit bandwidth usage for my package anymore Feb 11 02:11:33 there's SO many better thing.s Feb 11 02:11:35 myke: i know. Feb 11 02:11:47 Spudd86: but you're not using my network Feb 11 02:11:55 scp Feb 11 02:12:06 :D Feb 11 02:12:29 anyone buy the Megadeth CD? Feb 11 02:12:48 which? Feb 11 02:13:26 Myke: I am also very glad I'm not on simplepatico high speed basic... 2GB up or down/month yik, I use at least twice that every month Feb 11 02:13:26 the latest. Feb 11 02:13:32 out a week or two ago Feb 11 02:13:39 --> stac (~0@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 02:13:43 er...another one? Feb 11 02:13:49 ? Feb 11 02:13:52 it's a double CD Feb 11 02:13:55 I know The System Has Failed was out back in..September... Feb 11 02:13:58 ah Feb 11 02:14:06 hits or live or something? Feb 11 02:14:12 uhm Feb 11 02:14:17 maybe I'm totally offbase Feb 11 02:14:25 the one with "If I Die Tomorrow" Feb 11 02:15:05 y'all've Feb 11 02:15:07 I'd've Feb 11 02:15:16 I love making contractions like that :) Feb 11 02:15:36 me too Feb 11 02:15:57 y'all'd've Feb 11 02:16:13 ahh Feb 11 02:16:15 that hurts my eyez Feb 11 02:16:17 :P Feb 11 02:16:18 but Feb 11 02:16:25 idijjits needs more dots. Feb 11 02:16:36 like RockDots on the D and T Feb 11 02:16:59 * Spudd86 wonders what the Sympatico sales rep would say if I asked why it costs extra if you download more than 2 Gigs in a month, I'd be sure to grab the least techi rep to, could be intersting..... Feb 11 02:17:05 umlat over the s Feb 11 02:17:25 that's just excessive Feb 11 02:17:30 the s is just pluralizing. Feb 11 02:18:20 i?ijji?s Feb 11 02:18:35 --- Myke has changed the topic to: Lusers! They're all i?ijji?s! Feb 11 02:18:50 --- Myke has changed the topic to: L?sers! They're all i?ijji?s! Feb 11 02:18:52 --> skippy (~Scott@31762113.5ded259c.479fdf17) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 02:18:54 doh Feb 11 02:19:01 --- Myke has changed the topic to: Lusers! They're all i?ijji?s! Feb 11 02:19:06 oh nut. Feb 11 02:19:07 ack Feb 11 02:19:09 --- Myke has changed the topic to: Bah. Feb 11 02:19:23 Pie. Feb 11 02:19:37 mmm Feb 11 02:19:38 Pie. Feb 11 02:19:44 pie pie pie pie pie. Feb 11 02:19:53 want pie now. Feb 11 02:19:56 dulces de pie Feb 11 02:20:09 * skippy actually HAS pie, too. Feb 11 02:20:26 Pie: Not just for weebl and bob references anymore. Feb 11 02:20:27 hmm, isn't there an upside down ? for use in spanish? Feb 11 02:20:33 * Spudd86 whishes he could temporarily swap his upstream and sown stream bandwidth Feb 11 02:21:37 yes. Feb 11 02:21:47 Spudd86: canna do it. Feb 11 02:21:52 it's a hardware limitation Feb 11 02:22:01 I get 3008/800 Feb 11 02:22:11 I could get the 4Mbit profile Feb 11 02:22:12 but Feb 11 02:22:20 it's still only 800kbps upload Feb 11 02:22:20 Spudd86: thought so Feb 11 02:22:25 if you live on top of the CO Feb 11 02:22:29 heh Feb 11 02:22:33 whoops I'm really tierd Feb 11 02:22:34 you could get 9000/800 Feb 11 02:22:46 it's still only 800kbps upload Feb 11 02:22:47 eh, Myke...If I Die Tomorrow is Motley Crue Feb 11 02:23:11 whups. Feb 11 02:23:17 * Myke always confuses the two. Feb 11 02:23:35 obviously haven't spent a lot of time listening to each ;> Feb 11 02:23:59 well I did a rough calculation yesterday as to how fast it was going Feb 11 02:24:14 686Mbps Feb 11 02:24:34 <-- Astro-g has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Feb 11 02:24:36 :o Feb 11 02:24:41 I did ls -lh on my friends computer after it had been going for about 2 hours Feb 11 02:24:43 * cmantito yawns Feb 11 02:24:58 they say drinkin' mercury straight from the thermometer is wrong, but I won't hear it! Feb 11 02:25:10 and noted the time that I did ls -lh the first time ( coulple seconds after it started) Feb 11 02:25:20 heh Feb 11 02:25:24 and worked it out Feb 11 02:26:23 and my frind lives in the samearea as me, so I confidint that is as fast as my upstream gets, off peak hors too Feb 11 02:26:49 Midnight is off peak right :P Feb 11 02:28:08 eyez: no, no I haven't. Feb 11 02:28:21 Myke: is the hardware at the other end the same regardless of my speed? or does that change as well? Feb 11 02:28:36 * cmantito yawns again Feb 11 02:28:39 only 2:30 am? Feb 11 02:28:41 You using DBIC or G.DMT/G.Lite? Feb 11 02:29:02 ... Feb 11 02:29:08 how fast is your current connection? Feb 11 02:29:17 3Mbit I think Feb 11 02:29:44 yea 3Mbit Feb 11 02:29:52 on Feb 11 02:29:55 definitely G.DMT Feb 11 02:30:03 s/on/oh/ Feb 11 02:30:05 so yeah Feb 11 02:30:17 at the DSLAM, they just download a new profile for your line Feb 11 02:30:28 G.DMT handles something like 9000/800 max Feb 11 02:31:00 but I think 9000 is only achivable on brand new copper < 500m Feb 11 02:31:15 and bell certainly doens't sell it. Feb 11 02:31:21 mmhmmm couple months ago the just randomly doubled everyone with the this package's bandwidth Feb 11 02:31:31 :) Feb 11 02:31:32 I have coaxed a Nexxia tech into changing my profile Feb 11 02:31:38 got about 7000 :) Feb 11 02:31:52 oooo Feb 11 02:32:01 yeah Feb 11 02:32:13 clamped me back down to 3008 tho :( Feb 11 02:32:14 not like I need it. Feb 11 02:32:23 heh Feb 11 02:32:24 hehe Feb 11 02:32:34 I'm still mad at comcast Feb 11 02:32:38 they're a pain Feb 11 02:34:11 " Feb 11 02:34:11 I think that's the broad strokes, there's probably a few other t's to dot and i's to cross and lower-case J's to mock, but otherwise, I'll sign that." Feb 11 02:34:46 I have another random question: why woukd having my server attached to a filter with is attached to one of thos little phone slitter thingies, with my high speed modem on the other plug of the splittie thing, cause ppp to have problems for about 1 - 10 minutes then once a ppp conection is established everything goes smoothly? Feb 11 02:35:36 care to say that again... while making more sense? Feb 11 02:35:42 umm Feb 11 02:35:46 server is connected via modem Feb 11 02:35:55 one wall plug for the phone in here Feb 11 02:35:58 i.e. regular phone line, Feb 11 02:36:06 splitter. Feb 11 02:36:10 What modem BTW? Feb 11 02:36:15 wanted to use this old computer as an ansewring machine Feb 11 02:36:43 the high speed one? Feb 11 02:37:14 <-- skippy has quit (Quit: playing Gothic) Feb 11 02:37:26 phone lines...ew Feb 11 02:37:46 hey, I'm on dialup Feb 11 02:37:48 cmantito: the cable co here is REALLY bad for transit. Feb 11 02:37:52 but you're right...ew Feb 11 02:38:05 eh i s'pose Feb 11 02:38:27 http://www.hdpixel.com/gallery/data/3021/19Chupacabras.jpg Feb 11 02:39:14 ...? Feb 11 02:39:24 in order use the computer for phone answering I attach the little thing that gives me 2 RJ11 jacks from one to the wall, then plug the computers voice modem into one of the filter simplepatico gave me, and the filter to the splitter thing, and the high speed into the other plug on the splittie thing Feb 11 02:39:25 upper right, in the tree Feb 11 02:39:36 heh Feb 11 02:39:51 I think that's my future girlfriend Feb 11 02:40:00 Just for that, i will put sulphuric acid in your breakfast cereal. Feb 11 02:40:08 dude... set some standards. Feb 11 02:40:11 heh Feb 11 02:40:21 I did, it's humanoid at least Feb 11 02:41:11 works for a couple months, then it starts taking forever to connect af ther the power went down once, and pppd is spewing errors onto the vty I have told my router to log to, but it connects after a few minutes and everything is fine, no more errors Feb 11 02:41:51 dude Feb 11 02:41:53 it's bell Feb 11 02:41:54 but it kept happening Feb 11 02:42:01 I know people it takes like 300 seconds to get auth'd Feb 11 02:42:14 never mind modems take about 0.5-5 minutes to sync Feb 11 02:42:42 well I unplugged the splittie thing and the problem is gon now Feb 11 02:43:19 el chupacabras! Feb 11 02:43:23 power went down? Feb 11 02:43:43 maybe the internal wiring for the splitter isn't int he best shape Feb 11 02:43:52 * BlurOfSerenity suddenly feels like watching the Chupacabras episode of Sealab Feb 11 02:43:58 BlurOfSerenity: beware of El Chupacabras. Feb 11 02:44:58 * Myke just reenabled CGI::IRC Feb 11 02:45:08 heh Feb 11 02:45:12 * eyez watches for b0rk Feb 11 02:45:22 I still wonder if it was Aedinius Feb 11 02:45:23 * cmantito uses eyez' eyes to eye for b0rk Feb 11 02:45:27 I doubt it. Feb 11 02:45:45 why was the cgi::irc disabled ? Feb 11 02:45:46 one of the earlier annoyances? Feb 11 02:46:10 actually Feb 11 02:46:13 its possible Feb 11 02:46:21 considering every join was a different nick Feb 11 02:46:24 stac: some one was coming in and saying b0rk over and over Feb 11 02:46:28 but Feb 11 02:46:31 yea Feb 11 02:46:32 hm Feb 11 02:46:34 b0rk is an existing user too Feb 11 02:46:38 anyway Feb 11 02:46:41 if he comes back Feb 11 02:46:42 ah Feb 11 02:46:43 page me. Feb 11 02:46:50 I'm going AFK and then to bed. Feb 11 02:46:55 ... Feb 11 02:46:59 ooh...page myke? Feb 11 02:47:02 some of you do have my pager info... right? Feb 11 02:47:04 it's *that* serious? Feb 11 02:47:06 is that really worth being woken up for? Feb 11 02:47:08 I do...somewhere. Feb 11 02:47:12 * Spudd86 thinks myke is on to something Feb 11 02:47:21 he seems intent on disrupting the channel Feb 11 02:47:22 myke: what is it? Feb 11 02:47:26 (or she) Feb 11 02:47:47 cmantito: http://deuten.mware.ca/downloads/music/Other/voicemail.ogg Feb 11 02:47:51 k Feb 11 02:47:53 there is an ignore function in most IRC clients you know. Feb 11 02:48:07 BlurOfSerenity: that doesn't solve the problem. Feb 11 02:48:08 * Spudd86 considers the merits of being able to finction tommorow Feb 11 02:48:27 finction? Feb 11 02:48:37 I know, I'm just sayin', someone saying "bork" is hardly the kind thing we need to disrupt your sleep over. Feb 11 02:48:51 It can wait 'til morning, y'know? Feb 11 02:48:56 * Spudd86 begins to think he really should have been asleep for > 2 hours Feb 11 02:49:02 I'd do the same in myke's position Feb 11 02:49:08 Nite all Feb 11 02:49:12 nite Feb 11 02:49:19 Whatever. Your call. Feb 11 02:49:19 BlurOfSerenity: things escalate. Feb 11 02:49:26 BlurOfSerenity: I'll make you a deal. Feb 11 02:49:28 We don't page you. Feb 11 02:49:42 heh Feb 11 02:49:46 They wouldn't if people would just use things like ignore functions.. Feb 11 02:49:48 no, we just tape her Feb 11 02:49:55 BlurOfSerenity: no. Feb 11 02:49:56 hehe. I hope I never need to own a pager. Feb 11 02:50:00 this place is bad for my health, I need to stop loosing track of time Feb 11 02:50:01 eh Feb 11 02:50:06 because the idijjit's nicks are still logged Feb 11 02:50:12 and that's just annoying Feb 11 02:50:15 i make people email my pager for things like this.. Feb 11 02:50:22 yay, I get rid of my pager after Sunday Feb 11 02:50:27 that's like spam filtering at the MUA... doesn't really solve the problem, just masks it. Feb 11 02:50:36 Oh yeah, I forgot about the whole "we here at #sporks inc. are anal about statistics" thing. Feb 11 02:50:48 cmantito: I thought you only had numeric Feb 11 02:50:57 BlurOfSerenity: you don't like it: leave. Feb 11 02:51:02 if. Feb 11 02:51:06 I'm missing an If. Feb 11 02:51:15 That was supposed to be a joke, dear. Feb 11 02:51:17 myke: I do. but I still get paged that I have an email Feb 11 02:51:19 <-- Viaken has quit (Quit: Bye and stuff.) Feb 11 02:51:23 * Myke blushes. Feb 11 02:51:26 See, you do need to get some sleep! Feb 11 02:51:29 I do. Feb 11 02:51:39 today was supposed to be my relaxing day Feb 11 02:51:45 nite myke Feb 11 02:51:47 I was ill an hour after I went to bed. Feb 11 02:51:54 minor food poisoning :( Feb 11 02:52:00 yuck Feb 11 02:52:04 yeah. Feb 11 02:52:09 after I was finished being ill Feb 11 02:52:17 I got the worst chills I've ever experienced Feb 11 02:52:23 uncontrollable shivering. Feb 11 02:52:32 at 0530 ... that ain't easy to solve. Feb 11 02:52:49 and the tummy spasms didn't help :( Feb 11 02:52:53 * Myke was not a happy camper. Feb 11 02:52:55 being sick at night sucks. Feb 11 02:53:00 yeah Feb 11 02:53:07 especially when you've been up much later than usual Feb 11 02:53:07 ew...I had that uncontrollable shivering...that sucks Feb 11 02:53:13 0430 instead of 0300 Feb 11 02:53:27 I'd never experienced that before Feb 11 02:53:27 Myke: your stat's page is too long for my poor old windows 98 computer to handle :) Feb 11 02:53:45 in fact, it was last week Monday (or Sunday) Feb 11 02:53:47 I thought I was having a conscious seizure for a second, 'cept I was so tired... I was barely conscious :) Feb 11 02:53:54 * Spudd86 is actualy going to bed now Feb 11 02:54:08 I blame mine on a 6 hour flu or something Feb 11 02:54:22 anyway Feb 11 02:54:26 Once when I was camping, I think I got bitten by something poisonous.. I don't know what happened, but I was up half the night and it felt like my bones were aching and I was nauseous. Not fun stuff. Feb 11 02:54:30 y'all got a way to know my pager info Feb 11 02:54:33 yea Feb 11 02:54:34 I'm going to go. Feb 11 02:54:36 nite myke Feb 11 02:54:51 * Myke is away: Z-Ping. Feb 11 02:55:50 --> SuaveRedSalami (mcd@b5f06156.94306173.8e95f901) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 02:56:07 evenin' mel Feb 11 02:56:08 * eyez goes back to tape picture Feb 11 02:56:27 I think it's too late to be evening anymore Feb 11 02:56:36 fine, pedant, I won't greet you then Feb 11 02:56:40 heh Feb 11 02:56:58 it's only 0100 Feb 11 02:57:04 that's still evening. Feb 11 02:57:12 0100 is am Feb 11 02:57:18 hence, morning Feb 11 02:57:35 although night if you are discussing day/night Feb 11 02:57:55 no, evening is prior to midnight Feb 11 02:58:17 --> b0rkeyb0rk (borkbork@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 02:58:19 it is evening. Feb 11 02:58:21 b04k! Feb 11 02:58:23 bork! Feb 11 02:58:24 What the hell?! Feb 11 02:58:26 ARGH! Feb 11 02:58:28 bork! Feb 11 02:58:29 bork! Feb 11 02:58:29 bork! Feb 11 02:58:30 bork! Feb 11 02:58:30 bork! Feb 11 02:58:34 b0rk!!! Feb 11 02:58:38 BOOOOORRRRKKKKK! Feb 11 02:58:41 bwarK! Feb 11 02:58:43 bwrok. Feb 11 02:58:45 MYK! Feb 11 02:58:46 er Feb 11 02:58:48 MYKE! Feb 11 02:58:48 <-- b0rkeyb0rk has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Feb 11 02:58:51 .... Feb 11 02:58:55 wtf ? Feb 11 02:59:02 no point paging him yet. Feb 11 02:59:04 what was that? Feb 11 02:59:08 guy has been trying to bug us all evening Feb 11 02:59:08 if it happens again though Feb 11 02:59:12 Just something that goes bork in the night. Feb 11 02:59:17 heheh Feb 11 02:59:20 a grue? Feb 11 02:59:26 ooo Feb 11 02:59:27 rollover Feb 11 02:59:30 apparently he/she has no life Feb 11 02:59:38 eyez: as if we do Feb 11 02:59:46 define 'life' Feb 11 02:59:51 heh Feb 11 02:59:55 define("life"); Feb 11 03:00:01 cmantito: rollover not yet Feb 11 03:00:02 fuck. Feb 11 03:00:03 * eyez isn't a programmer Feb 11 03:00:10 stac: I got 3 Feb 11 03:00:12 myke: bingo Feb 11 03:00:33 cmantito: it is not 9:00 AM yet which is rollover time GMT+1 Feb 11 03:00:41 stac: rollover. it's blank :P Feb 11 03:00:47 just rolled over Feb 11 03:00:47 oh Feb 11 03:00:48 crap Feb 11 03:00:51 cmantito: nOW it is rollover Feb 11 03:00:55 he's gotten bolder. Feb 11 03:00:56 .lart stac Feb 11 03:00:57 * sporksbot LARTS stac with a clue-by-four. (cmantito made me!) Feb 11 03:01:00 myke: whaddya mean? Feb 11 03:01:02 That was a direct IRC connection. Feb 11 03:01:08 I noticed Feb 11 03:01:14 you're right... Feb 11 03:01:15 hm Feb 11 03:01:18 wherefrom? Feb 11 03:01:20 --- b0rkeyb0rk spoofing: $FQDN as ottawa1.mWtNet Feb 11 03:01:46 hm Feb 11 03:01:54 --> b0rkerb0rk (borkbork@d64018e3.43a6c70e.d91549e3) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:01:57 b04k! Feb 11 03:01:58 bork! Feb 11 03:02:01 bork!bork! Feb 11 03:02:01 eh? Feb 11 03:02:05 bork... Feb 11 03:02:05 bo000r Feb 11 03:02:06 k Feb 11 03:02:08 b0r! Feb 11 03:02:09 --- Myke sets ban on *!*borkbork@d64018e3.43a6c70e.d91549e3 Feb 11 03:02:09 <-- Myke has kicked b0rkerb0rk from #SPORKS (b0rkerb0rk) Feb 11 03:02:13 what is your problem? Feb 11 03:02:14 upshot. Feb 11 03:02:18 heh Feb 11 03:02:24 eh, nevermind then Feb 11 03:03:31 just ban any name starting with B ;> Feb 11 03:03:33 set an IP ban on the irc network itself ? Feb 11 03:03:33 heh Feb 11 03:03:33 what the hell is WRONG with that guy? Feb 11 03:03:45 eyez: that would ban Blur. Feb 11 03:03:47 blackhole the ip Feb 11 03:03:49 We do not want that. Feb 11 03:03:49 and beez Feb 11 03:03:53 stac: he has. Feb 11 03:03:57 why not? Feb 11 03:03:59 eyez: eh. Feb 11 03:03:59 banned lots of IPs Feb 11 03:04:07 he's making a point of using open proxies. Feb 11 03:04:08 beez we can live without. Feb 11 03:04:17 what's Blur ever done for us? Feb 11 03:04:19 heheh Feb 11 03:04:22 sneer. Feb 11 03:04:32 they can change their nicks Feb 11 03:04:40 oh, wait...nevermind...some of those links are funny Feb 11 03:04:49 he just reconnected Feb 11 03:04:53 but from the same IP Feb 11 03:04:58 the ban kept him out. Feb 11 03:05:04 good job myke! Feb 11 03:05:14 till he changes IP Feb 11 03:05:18 then I have to go around the network Feb 11 03:05:23 and black hole... Feb 11 03:05:24 uhg. Feb 11 03:05:30 hah Feb 11 03:05:30 --> b0rki (~bork@d64018e3.43a6c70e.d91549e3) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:05:34 doh. Feb 11 03:05:43 --- Myke sets ban on *!*@d64018e3.43a6c70e.d91549e3 Feb 11 03:05:44 <-- Myke has kicked b0rki from #SPORKS (b0rki) Feb 11 03:05:50 I set the wrong ban Feb 11 03:05:55 --- Myke removes ban on *!*borkbork@d64018e3.43a6c70e.d91549e3 Feb 11 03:06:10 heh Feb 11 03:06:14 heh Feb 11 03:06:26 --- Myke sets ban on *!*@d64018e3.43a6c70e.* Feb 11 03:07:06 I do have to wonder why someone would expend this much energy into bugging me. Feb 11 03:07:06 how is d64018e3.43a6c70e.d91549e3 calculated ? Feb 11 03:07:07 --- Myke gives voice to beez DaveCanoe devnull Feb 11 03:07:07 --- Myke gives voice to mWare Myke sporksbot Feb 11 03:07:07 --- Myke gives voice to TimeFysh Feb 11 03:07:08 --- Myke gives voice to BlurOfSerenity celti cmantito Feb 11 03:07:10 --- Myke gives voice to eLiz eyez frohike Feb 11 03:07:11 hence my wondering who you annoyed Feb 11 03:07:12 --- Myke gives voice to krikkert krisguy Langly Feb 11 03:07:14 --- Myke gives voice to MaW Nickface nightshade Feb 11 03:07:15 oh my. Feb 11 03:07:16 --- Myke gives voice to NuclearWinter Oneiros realu Feb 11 03:07:18 --- Myke gives voice to samo Feb 11 03:07:23 here comes the +m Feb 11 03:07:25 stac: not telling. Feb 11 03:07:32 --> Dark (~knoppix@478f724e.f9e92283.57f68815) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:07:33 --- Myke gives voice to Dark Spudd86 stac Feb 11 03:07:34 --- Myke gives voice to stacato SuaveRedSalami tfubard Feb 11 03:07:34 --- Myke gives voice to toasterlizard Feb 11 03:07:38 --- Myke gives voice to wld Feb 11 03:07:49 * Dark bows, g'eve all Feb 11 03:07:50 and the +m! Feb 11 03:07:55 Myke: ahhh, ok. Feb 11 03:08:01 what good is a fonecall, if you have no... voice? Feb 11 03:08:08 Feb 11 03:08:24 --- Myke gives channel half-operator status to Dark Feb 11 03:08:24 --- Myke gives channel half-operator status to wld Feb 11 03:08:24 --- Myke removes voice from Dark wld Feb 11 03:08:24 --- Myke gives channel half-operator status to krisguy Feb 11 03:08:24 --- Myke removes voice from krisguy Feb 11 03:08:35 http://bash.org/?9501 Feb 11 03:09:24 yay! now everyone has funny symbols by their names! Feb 11 03:09:25 my fave quote Feb 11 03:10:40 so - who's going to be here for the next 6 hours? Feb 11 03:10:49 * celti will. Feb 11 03:10:51 can someone help me with this error from lilo? Installing MBR on /dev/sda Feb 11 03:10:51 ERROR: install-mbr failed! Your system may not be bootable. Feb 11 03:10:59 what is sda? Feb 11 03:11:02 myke not I, I shoud go to bed, I have to be up in 6 hours Feb 11 03:11:21 cmantito, serial ata Feb 11 03:11:23 SCSI disk subsystem Feb 11 03:11:23 myke: I'll be here for about 4 Feb 11 03:11:29 dark: lilo + sata work well not Feb 11 03:11:32 emulated through scsi. Feb 11 03:11:37 or 5 even Feb 11 03:11:38 not emulated. Feb 11 03:11:40 maybe longer Feb 11 03:11:45 just handled by the SCSI class. Feb 11 03:11:45 Dark: with SATA, use grub. Feb 11 03:11:52 dark: yea Feb 11 03:11:52 ugh, ok Feb 11 03:11:57 I hate it too, but I have too Feb 11 03:11:59 sata and lilo do not play well together. Feb 11 03:12:00 cmantito: if I give you +h - use it judiciously and properly. Same for you celti. Feb 11 03:12:08 I swear on my network. Feb 11 03:12:11 --- Myke gives channel half-operator status to eyez Feb 11 03:12:11 --- Myke gives channel half-operator status to cmantito Feb 11 03:12:11 --- Myke removes voice from eyez cmantito Feb 11 03:12:11 --- Myke gives channel half-operator status to celti Feb 11 03:12:11 --- Myke removes voice from celti Feb 11 03:12:12 I have never abused +h. Feb 11 03:12:17 --- Myke sets mode +m #SPORKS Feb 11 03:12:22 or +o. Feb 11 03:12:22 and the +m Feb 11 03:12:27 +v everyone who *should* be here. Feb 11 03:12:30 DO NOT BAD Feb 11 03:12:33 DO NOT BAN Feb 11 03:12:33 mmkay. Feb 11 03:12:33 I shant Feb 11 03:12:40 because you'll fuck it up like I do. Feb 11 03:12:52 feel free to kick the b0rk one tho. Feb 11 03:12:55 heh Feb 11 03:12:58 I shall. Feb 11 03:12:59 "Do not bad" is a pretty good rule of thumb Feb 11 03:13:01 hehehehehehehehehe. Feb 11 03:13:09 heheh. Feb 11 03:13:10 hehhehe. Feb 11 03:13:11 heh. Feb 11 03:13:17 <-- celti has quit (Killed (Myke (Too much evil.))) Feb 11 03:13:23 heh Feb 11 03:13:25 * Dark wonders what's been happening Feb 11 03:13:33 dark: boy have you missed a lot. Feb 11 03:13:35 augh Feb 11 03:13:39 maybe Feb 11 03:13:43 how long have you been here? Feb 11 03:13:44 that /kill popped 4 new tabs in xchat. Feb 11 03:13:53 four? Feb 11 03:13:59 one for each server Feb 11 03:14:03 heh Feb 11 03:14:15 my network = one server. Feb 11 03:14:18 have I? who is it this time? Feb 11 03:14:22 one server != network Feb 11 03:14:39 1 server == work Feb 11 03:14:41 :) Feb 11 03:14:44 heh Feb 11 03:15:31 eh ? Feb 11 03:15:49 <-- BlurOfSerenity has quit (Quit: Leaving) Feb 11 03:15:58 nite blurofserenity Feb 11 03:16:02 --> celti (~celti@146e0ee9.eff0f148.44d4174d) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:16:12 --- cmantito gives voice to celti Feb 11 03:16:27 --- Dark gives channel half-operator status to celti Feb 11 03:16:27 --- Dark removes voice from celti Feb 11 03:17:01 * cmantito needs to get +H working *right* on his server. Feb 11 03:17:16 on my server, in *some* xchats, +h don't get blue, and in others they do Feb 11 03:17:20 use hybrid. Feb 11 03:17:22 whee, my monitor is jittery Feb 11 03:17:29 and on my server, sporksbot can't lart +h's Feb 11 03:17:33 it doesn't see them Feb 11 03:17:45 hybrid? how easy is setup? Feb 11 03:17:53 quite. Feb 11 03:17:53 dude Feb 11 03:17:56 What're you using now? Feb 11 03:17:58 don't be asking questions like that. Feb 11 03:18:02 ircd-ratbox Feb 11 03:18:06 myke:...? Feb 11 03:18:09 if you want 'easy' Feb 11 03:18:14 huh Feb 11 03:18:14 go call your friend Bill Feb 11 03:18:18 lol Feb 11 03:18:22 hehe Feb 11 03:18:23 he'll make you THINK it's easy Feb 11 03:18:27 ratbox is...odd. Feb 11 03:18:37 ratbox is a hybrid fork. Feb 11 03:18:47 Myke: waiit...do you know bill? Feb 11 03:18:48 * Myke is away: Sleep. Feb 11 03:18:55 nite myke Feb 11 03:18:59 cmantito: they are best buds Feb 11 03:19:03 night Myke Feb 11 03:19:09 i doubt it's the same bill Feb 11 03:19:12 * cmantito slams head on desk Feb 11 03:19:14 of course it's not. Feb 11 03:19:15 :P Feb 11 03:20:19 * Dark decides to reboot and see if his update of grub has fixed the problem Feb 11 03:20:29 dark: it should. Feb 11 03:20:30 works for me Feb 11 03:20:39 <-- Dark has quit (Remote host closed the connection) Feb 11 03:21:00 so Feb 11 03:21:03 ... Feb 11 03:21:06 got quiet in here Feb 11 03:21:42 yep. Feb 11 03:21:52 --- Myke has changed the topic to: but not b0rky Feb 11 03:23:06 --- Myke sets ban on b0*!b0*@* Feb 11 03:23:14 heh Feb 11 03:23:16 * Myke hopes people can still talk... ? Feb 11 03:23:24 yea Feb 11 03:23:26 I can :P Feb 11 03:23:44 i can't. Feb 11 03:23:50 heh Feb 11 03:23:52 .lart celti Feb 11 03:23:53 * sporksbot LARTS celti with a clue-by-four. (cmantito made me!) Feb 11 03:24:06 you have removed my power to speak forevermore. Feb 11 03:24:13 i am i talking?.. Feb 11 03:24:17 SuaveRedSalami, yes Feb 11 03:24:51 Nope. Feb 11 03:24:59 cmantito lies. Feb 11 03:25:03 har har Feb 11 03:25:47 http://bash.org/?4680 Feb 11 03:26:30 --> Dark (~knoppix@4e728f47.8322e9f9.1588f657) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:26:35 --- cmantito gives channel half-operator status to Dark Feb 11 03:26:56 danke Feb 11 03:26:57 dark, judging by your userid, it didn't work? Feb 11 03:27:02 ok, didn't work... Feb 11 03:27:10 what did/didn't it do? Feb 11 03:27:24 (I spent all week fighting with slack's sata support) Feb 11 03:27:41 I chrooted into my sata drive, and ran update-grub but it hasn't changed the drives correctly Feb 11 03:27:47 is there a way to auto update it? Feb 11 03:28:02 auto update..grub? Feb 11 03:28:12 * Dark hates grub Feb 11 03:28:13 i had a window half-covering x-chat and it kinda looked like you said "black santa support" Feb 11 03:28:18 which would have been weird Feb 11 03:28:56 ... Feb 11 03:28:59 WTF? Feb 11 03:29:05 dark: you want grub to boot /dev/hda1 which should be sata, correct? Feb 11 03:29:07 nevermind Feb 11 03:29:14 i don't make much sense at this hour Feb 11 03:29:25 no, grub should boot /dev/sda4 Feb 11 03:29:33 sda4? you sure it's sda? Feb 11 03:29:37 all my sata stuff is on hda Feb 11 03:29:57 ugh Feb 11 03:30:06 sda is what's listed in knoppix, I'd be suprised if it wasn't. Feb 11 03:30:11 are you using the SATA stuff that's under the IDE subsystem? Feb 11 03:30:17 hm Feb 11 03:30:28 Eeevil, kludgy, and deprecated. Feb 11 03:30:30 dark: slack, correct? Feb 11 03:30:38 cmantito, debian Feb 11 03:30:40 ohhh Feb 11 03:30:43 I thought it was slack Feb 11 03:30:51 can't help youmuch with debian Feb 11 03:32:10 * cmantito downloads hybrid... Feb 11 03:32:27 is there a configuration tool for grub, or do I have to manually edit the file? Feb 11 03:32:47 grub-config Feb 11 03:32:48 works in slack Feb 11 03:33:05 hmm no grub config Feb 11 03:33:16 hm Feb 11 03:33:18 edit by hand -_ Feb 11 03:33:21 -_- Feb 11 03:34:04 hmm, what should the root be for a scsi(emulated) drive, hd0,0? Feb 11 03:34:11 doesn't debian have a 'debconfig' program or some such? Feb 11 03:34:16 I thought it did. Feb 11 03:34:20 dark: most likely Feb 11 03:34:35 it is for ide subsystem anyway Feb 11 03:35:04 ya, that's what I'm wondering Feb 11 03:35:08 Dark: here, this might have some useful info: http://xtronics.com/reference/SATA-RAID-debian-for-2.6.html Feb 11 03:35:33 wonderfull, thanks! Feb 11 03:35:40 although, it is for RAID, and not plain SATA Feb 11 03:36:01 ya... but I may be able to figure out Feb 11 03:36:16 still boots of /dev/sda1 Feb 11 03:36:40 hm Feb 11 03:36:53 http://www.burgettsys.com/stories/59456/ - might also find stuff here Feb 11 03:37:29 o/` she's well aquainted with the touch of a velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane... o/` Feb 11 03:37:47 that sounds...vaguely familiar Feb 11 03:38:02 o/ i need a fix 'cuz i'm goin' down... o/` Feb 11 03:38:26 o/` mother superior jumped the gun, mother superior jumped the gun o/` Feb 11 03:38:34 Come on now, everyone should know this song Feb 11 03:38:39 yeah, got it now Feb 11 03:38:57 I dunno it Feb 11 03:39:15 alas, I don't have the mp3 here Feb 11 03:39:21 damn, from what I can figure from that when i rebooted and manually entered the information that we see from above it looks right.... Feb 11 03:39:27 * Dark curses grub again. Feb 11 03:39:42 hm Feb 11 03:39:49 dark: what kind of curse? Feb 11 03:40:31 a large and dirty one Feb 11 03:40:38 heh Feb 11 03:40:40 large/ Feb 11 03:40:41 ? Feb 11 03:40:44 I dunno many large ones Feb 11 03:40:45 oooh Feb 11 03:40:46 * cmantito shurgs Feb 11 03:40:48 thems the best kind Feb 11 03:41:14 da Feb 11 03:42:18 --> barkb0rk (~borkbork@fde040df.c8b68fdc.e99fddae) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:42:23 oi Feb 11 03:42:28 <-- cmantito has kicked barkb0rk from #SPORKS (bye) Feb 11 03:42:48 ooh Feb 11 03:42:49 woah...when'd I get halfsies? Feb 11 03:42:51 a new direct connection. Feb 11 03:42:54 when myke went to bed Feb 11 03:42:57 a bunch of us did Feb 11 03:43:05 I swore on my network I wouldn't abuse them :/ Feb 11 03:43:07 er Feb 11 03:43:07 :D Feb 11 03:43:08 that's just dangerous Feb 11 03:43:18 --> barkb0rk (~borkbork@fde040df.c8b68fdc.e99fddae) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:43:18 <-- celti has kicked barkb0rk from #SPORKS (barkb0rk) Feb 11 03:43:21 heh Feb 11 03:43:34 --> barkb0rk (~borkbork@fde040df.c8b68fdc.e99fddae) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:43:34 <-- celti has kicked barkb0rk from #SPORKS (barkb0rk) Feb 11 03:44:07 --> boorki (~borkbork@fde040df.c8b68fdc.e99fddae) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:44:07 <-- Dark has kicked boorki from #SPORKS (barkb0rk) Feb 11 03:44:39 boorki no kicky? Feb 11 03:44:39 Dark you are persona non grata, go away Feb 11 03:44:42 heh Feb 11 03:44:48 --- Myke sets ban on *!*@fde040df.c8b68fdc* Feb 11 03:44:52 he's pvting me... Feb 11 03:44:59 me too. Feb 11 03:44:59 oh yeah? Feb 11 03:44:59 me too Feb 11 03:45:06 * Dark points up Feb 11 03:45:06 get a story out of him. Feb 11 03:45:16 I'll try Feb 11 03:45:35 * Myke is gone again. Feb 11 03:45:42 * Dark reboots again. Feb 11 03:46:09 no kicky? Feb 11 03:46:09 leave Feb 11 03:46:09 now Feb 11 03:46:09 b0rk! Feb 11 03:46:09 what are you doing? Feb 11 03:46:09 b0rk. Feb 11 03:46:09 why are you doing? Feb 11 03:46:09 b0rk! Feb 11 03:46:09 b0rk? b0rk! Feb 11 03:46:09 b0rk... Feb 11 03:46:11 <-- Dark has quit (Remote host closed the connection) Feb 11 03:46:25 01:45:45 no kicky? Feb 11 03:46:25 01:46:10 kicky. Feb 11 03:46:25 01:46:45 unless you want to tell us why you're being an ass? Feb 11 03:46:27 01:46:51 b0rk! Feb 11 03:46:27 01:47:11 Yes, that is a very good example of asshattery. Feb 11 03:46:27 01:47:23 b0rk! Feb 11 03:46:30 heh Feb 11 03:46:30 01:47:33 We get the idea. Feb 11 03:46:32 01:47:37 b0rk Feb 11 03:47:00 b0rk... Feb 11 03:47:00 care to spill the beans please/ Feb 11 03:47:00 ? Feb 11 03:47:00 not really, no. i want in. Feb 11 03:47:37 no in, until beans are spilled Feb 11 03:47:46 who art thou? Feb 11 03:47:46 boorki. Feb 11 03:47:46 duh...and your real name or some other identifying info? Feb 11 03:47:46 b0rk! b0rk! Feb 11 03:48:55 oi Feb 11 03:48:59 he just doesn't get it Feb 11 03:48:59 and *why* do you want in? Feb 11 03:48:59 I want to b0rk you all. Feb 11 03:48:59 meaning...? Feb 11 03:48:59 b0rk! Feb 11 03:50:05 ... Feb 11 03:50:06 eh? Feb 11 03:50:06 on the spy thing on site. Feb 11 03:50:06 stop talking at me. Feb 11 03:50:06 in sporks Feb 11 03:50:15 01:50:50 u talk about me in channel. i see on spy. Feb 11 03:50:42 well we already knew he knows the site, he was on cgiirc before Feb 11 03:50:44 why do you even bother with him? just perma-ban him and be done with it. Feb 11 03:50:45 Hey, boorki, that was talking ABOUT you not AT you. Feb 11 03:50:51 --> skippy (~Scott@31762113.5ded259c.479fdf17) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 03:50:54 oneiros: can't permaban Feb 11 03:50:55 Oneiros: We HAVE. Feb 11 03:51:10 Myke blackholes him, he finds another proxy. Feb 11 03:51:11 changes ips Feb 11 03:51:14 changes cliets Feb 11 03:51:41 well don't talk to him in msg, that just encourages him to keep trying. Feb 11 03:51:58 Oneiros: Myke asked us to. Feb 11 03:52:02 oneiros: yea Feb 11 03:52:29 hrmph Feb 11 03:52:36 he name changed again Feb 11 03:53:43 he's...gone? Feb 11 03:53:46 or did he namechange? Feb 11 03:53:58 nope Feb 11 03:53:59 gone. Feb 11 03:54:00 finally Feb 11 03:54:15 01:54:25 Now, you can try coming in here again, under a new and different nick, and not acting like an asshat, and we will talk to you civilly. Feb 11 03:54:29 if he gets +v that is :P Feb 11 03:54:48 someone get skippy Feb 11 03:54:52 Well, if we don't recognize him as Sir B0rk... Feb 11 03:54:54 --- celti gives voice to skippy Feb 11 03:54:58 Sorry about that... Feb 11 03:55:00 heh Feb 11 03:55:03 we were busy.. Feb 11 03:55:06 Umm... Feb 11 03:55:09 We're behing on our halfop duties. Feb 11 03:55:11 * skippy is confused... Feb 11 03:55:11 I would've, if I knew how Feb 11 03:55:18 eyez: /mode +v nick Feb 11 03:55:19 eyez: /voice user Feb 11 03:55:33 mhmm Feb 11 03:55:41 skippy: channel is moderated at the moment, as people are being asshats. Feb 11 03:55:44 agree to disagree? Feb 11 03:55:48 Oh. Feb 11 03:55:48 people? person. Feb 11 03:55:50 eyez: they both work. Feb 11 03:55:51 I get it now. Feb 11 03:55:55 I gathered Feb 11 03:56:07 cmantito: eh, he may be split. Feb 11 03:56:11 you know, I think I had a listing somewher eanyway Feb 11 03:56:12 true Feb 11 03:56:54 People are being asshats? Maybe I'm glad I missed something? Feb 11 03:57:11 prolly Feb 11 03:57:15 Thanks celti, btw. Feb 11 03:57:37 no prob Feb 11 03:57:37 For letting me off "listen only mode" Feb 11 03:57:42 should've done it earlier. Feb 11 03:57:52 <-- SuaveRedSalami has quit (Quit: Leaving) Feb 11 03:57:57 skippy, next time msg a hop Feb 11 03:58:08 How do I do that? Feb 11 03:58:25 * skippy doesn't know much about chat commands Feb 11 03:58:32 gah Feb 11 03:58:35 /msg nick Feb 11 03:58:39 er Feb 11 03:58:43 /msg nick message Feb 11 03:58:48 Oh. Feb 11 03:58:54 yea Feb 11 03:59:02 /msg cmantito i need to speak Feb 11 03:59:03 etc Feb 11 03:59:21 heh /msg cmantito I'd like my voice Feb 11 03:59:26 dar ve go Feb 11 03:59:47 morning all Feb 11 03:59:47 I only really used irc for #sporks, so I never had to worry about commands and such. Feb 11 04:00:10 heh Feb 11 04:00:16 morning langly Feb 11 04:00:31 Morning Langly. Feb 11 04:01:03 --> Dark (~knoppix@478f724e.f9e92283.57f68815) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:01:13 --- celti gives channel half-operator status to Dark Feb 11 04:01:15 soo, what's up? Feb 11 04:01:15 ah HA! Feb 11 04:01:21 Why are we suddenly moderated? Feb 11 04:01:25 now I have to crack my password Feb 11 04:01:34 Arachnid: Someone is being an asshat. Feb 11 04:01:36 morning arachnid Feb 11 04:01:37 yea Feb 11 04:01:39 see above Feb 11 04:01:54 Myke has set me and cmantito in charge of the channel until he wakes up. Feb 11 04:01:59 ok, how do I nuke my password (both root and user) Feb 11 04:02:09 Dark: edit /etc/passwd Feb 11 04:02:16 and probably /etc/shadow Feb 11 04:02:16 dark: booted into knoppix? Feb 11 04:02:22 celti: mount hdd end edit /etc/shadow Feb 11 04:02:23 yup Feb 11 04:02:27 eh Feb 11 04:02:29 Darkl Feb 11 04:02:30 not celti Feb 11 04:02:30 dark: mount, chroot to it, and passwd Feb 11 04:02:39 works for me Feb 11 04:03:13 --> Tigger (~Shannon@e0a9be93.f82bfd33.1785743c) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:03:25 --> barki (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:03:31 ... Feb 11 04:03:38 is barki regualr? Feb 11 04:03:43 it seems to fit a pattern tho... Feb 11 04:04:14 --- cmantito gives voice to barki Feb 11 04:04:17 hi Feb 11 04:04:27 hey Feb 11 04:04:27 --- Dark gives voice to Tigger Feb 11 04:04:33 I'm just here to get permission to speak Feb 11 04:04:38 b0rki Feb 11 04:04:38 --- Arachnid gives voice to Tigger Feb 11 04:04:42 <-- cmantito has kicked barki from #SPORKS (b0rk) Feb 11 04:04:48 Thanks Dark Feb 11 04:04:51 np Feb 11 04:04:58 We warned hir. Feb 11 04:04:59 Arachnid, overkilled it Feb 11 04:05:07 --> barki (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:05:07 why doesn't we just bann him? Feb 11 04:05:09 <-- cmantito has kicked barki from #SPORKS (b0rk) Feb 11 04:05:21 ban Feb 11 04:05:22 Langly, keeps changing ips Feb 11 04:05:25 Langly, he's using proxies and myke asked us not to Feb 11 04:05:33 ah Feb 11 04:05:37 he's been banned, blackholed, and several other things that escape my brain right now Feb 11 04:05:39 I wish Myke would message me oper details again Feb 11 04:05:41 you know, with +m we could just leave him here and ignore him Feb 11 04:05:49 Then I could kill him each time and it'd take him longer Feb 11 04:05:55 dark: that's true Feb 11 04:06:00 arachnid: myke was doing that for a while Feb 11 04:06:04 didn't phaze him. Feb 11 04:06:11 --> barki (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:06:14 but if we ignore him... Feb 11 04:06:15 <-- celti has kicked barki from #SPORKS (barki) Feb 11 04:06:19 not again Feb 11 04:06:20 I like kicking him, though. Feb 11 04:06:22 hehe Feb 11 04:06:23 me too Feb 11 04:06:25 leave him, let's just ignore him. Feb 11 04:06:32 --> barki (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:06:33 I get to kick people so rarely... Feb 11 04:06:33 <-- cmantito has kicked barki from #SPORKS (b0rk) Feb 11 04:06:33 the power's gone to your heads :P Feb 11 04:06:39 ok, reboot time, again. Feb 11 04:06:53 <-- Dark has quit (Remote host closed the connection) Feb 11 04:06:53 Dark: bah, i've had +o in other channels for the longest time... Feb 11 04:06:58 me too. Feb 11 04:06:58 Yes, let's stop kicking and just ignore him, eh? Feb 11 04:07:08 arachnid: no fun in that. myke's permission to kick. Feb 11 04:07:09 *pout* Feb 11 04:07:17 If you like, then Feb 11 04:07:19 --> barki (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:07:22 <-- celti has kicked barki from #SPORKS (barki) Feb 11 04:07:26 * Arachnid notes he is still +h, even though he runs 2/3 of the network :P Feb 11 04:07:56 He seems to be able to come in on totally different /8s, even Feb 11 04:08:04 I can see why banning isn't an option Feb 11 04:08:07 yea Feb 11 04:08:08 Arachnid: still running something on the linode network? Feb 11 04:08:18 Though we could nameban him to make him change his nick each time :P Feb 11 04:08:19 Langly: yup Feb 11 04:08:21 --> BARF (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:08:25 I need to get rid of DNS on there so I can cancel it Feb 11 04:08:26 <-- celti has kicked BARF from #SPORKS (borkborkbork) Feb 11 04:08:38 hum, I could run it :) Feb 11 04:08:48 Maybe Myke could look up his real IP and send something to abuse@... Feb 11 04:08:49 arachnid: he also has a tendency to watch the sporks.site spy page. Feb 11 04:08:55 arachnid: changes very often Feb 11 04:09:01 his reals have been blackholed so many times Feb 11 04:09:05 he's using proxies and whatnot Feb 11 04:09:15 Possibly using a network of compromised machines Feb 11 04:09:24 Seems a pretty boring waste of time :P Feb 11 04:09:26 --> Arachnid2 (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:09:28 <-- Oneiros has quit (Ping timeout: 136 seconds) Feb 11 04:09:32 <-- cmantito has kicked Arachnid2 from #SPORKS (bye) Feb 11 04:09:40 NOT cool. Feb 11 04:09:43 oooh, now he's nickspoofing. Feb 11 04:09:51 which rule is that? Feb 11 04:09:53 .recall rule14 Feb 11 04:09:54 [rule14] (1/1) Please limit your nick changes. Use the /away command to indicate status Feb 11 04:09:56 .recall rule19 Feb 11 04:09:57 I don't know anything about rule19 Feb 11 04:09:59 .recall rule10 Feb 11 04:10:00 [rule10] (1/1) No nick spoofing. At all. Feb 11 04:10:03 thar we go Feb 11 04:10:12 --> Mike (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:10:15 <-- celti has kicked Mike from #SPORKS (nickspoofing!) Feb 11 04:10:17 --> Oneiros (Oneiros@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:10:18 Oooooh Feb 11 04:10:23 almost Feb 11 04:10:23 --- celti gives voice to Oneiros Feb 11 04:10:31 he knows his people Feb 11 04:10:49 What exactly has myke said about banning? Feb 11 04:10:53 Don't. Feb 11 04:10:58 cmantito: Not even ident? Feb 11 04:11:04 He said don't. Feb 11 04:11:09 * Arachnid shrugs Feb 11 04:11:10 OK then Feb 11 04:11:15 He told us %s not to. Feb 11 04:11:19 --> cmant1to (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:11:20 <-- cmantito has kicked cmant1to from #SPORKS (me.) Feb 11 04:11:25 heh Feb 11 04:11:29 biatch. Feb 11 04:11:43 Yo I'm the real cm, yes I'm the real cm, all you other damn cms are just imitating Feb 11 04:11:45 Feb 11 04:12:11 --> dork (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:12:14 look borki you tosser, why don't you just bugger off. we don't care about you you immature little git. Run along and piss someone else off. there's a good little puppy! Moron! Feb 11 04:12:14 <-- celti has kicked dork from #SPORKS (DIEDIEDIE) Feb 11 04:12:23 heheh Feb 11 04:12:35 --> blue (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:12:38 <-- cmantito has kicked blue from #SPORKS (blue) Feb 11 04:12:51 he's getting random. Feb 11 04:13:06 --> DONTKICKME (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:13:08 <-- celti has kicked DONTKICKME from #SPORKS (it's whack-a-luser!) Feb 11 04:13:16 suppoe he/she will come back in as random? Feb 11 04:13:20 --> DONTKICKME (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:13:22 <-- celti has kicked DONTKICKME from #SPORKS (it's whack-a-luser!) Feb 11 04:13:23 Hm Feb 11 04:13:24 heh Feb 11 04:13:31 Does xchat have scripting for triggers? Feb 11 04:13:34 hum, what about invite only? Feb 11 04:13:38 yes, it does Feb 11 04:13:51 Anyone want to write one that sends him a message every time he joins? Feb 11 04:13:54 --> Tim3Fysh (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:13:55 Langly: talk to Myke about it. Feb 11 04:13:55 And we can all install it? Feb 11 04:13:57 <-- cmantito has kicked Tim3Fysh from #SPORKS (Tim3Fysh) Feb 11 04:14:00 whoo Feb 11 04:14:03 ooooh Feb 11 04:14:04 that could have been a BAD tab complete Feb 11 04:14:10 I realized that AFTER I did it Feb 11 04:14:17 You can't kick TimeFysh, though. Feb 11 04:14:18 heh Feb 11 04:14:20 true Feb 11 04:14:25 thank root Feb 11 04:14:27 * eyez isn't gonna try Feb 11 04:14:30 He's @, you're %. Feb 11 04:14:31 * cmantito niether Feb 11 04:14:32 <-- wld has quit (Ping timeout: 136 seconds) Feb 11 04:14:40 --> Tim3Fysh (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:14:40 * cmantito niether Feb 11 04:14:41 <-- celti has kicked Tim3Fysh from #SPORKS (Don't mess with the Fysh.) Feb 11 04:14:46 jus tin case something odd happened Feb 11 04:14:56 --> OPMEBITCH (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:14:59 <-- cmantito has kicked OPMEBITCH from #SPORKS (OPMEBITCH) Feb 11 04:15:00 lets just ignore the dumb shit and get on with our lives, It is not like he/she/it can actually do anything besides read Feb 11 04:15:16 yup, Feb 11 04:15:34 and reading he can do at the site anyways Feb 11 04:15:39 until he starts speaking in nickchanges... Feb 11 04:15:44 live and let suffer I say Feb 11 04:16:05 --> B0rk (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:16:10 <-- cmantito has kicked B0rk from #SPORKS (again) Feb 11 04:16:16 make whoopee...not whoopsie Feb 11 04:16:19 ignore Feb 11 04:16:26 If we just banned cortney@ it'd take a lot longer for him to reconnect Feb 11 04:16:36 not really Feb 11 04:16:37 her? Feb 11 04:16:39 arachnid: I'm not going against myke's orders. Feb 11 04:16:55 I'm not advocating it Feb 11 04:16:57 Myke already banned/blackholed a number of them Feb 11 04:17:00 yea Feb 11 04:17:03 look at the ban list Feb 11 04:17:22 and he has 5 new routing rules that black hole various ips Feb 11 04:18:16 --> B0rkyPig (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:18:20 <-- celti has kicked B0rkyPig from #SPORKS (Death from above!) Feb 11 04:18:30 he's punny... Feb 11 04:18:32 and puny... Feb 11 04:18:34 just leave it, It's annoying but the person can't do anything. They will get bored very quickly. seriously guys you are actually _rewarding_ this person by taking notice Feb 11 04:19:00 And I'm actually having fun tonight rather than feeding my depression. Feb 11 04:19:05 --> t1gg3r (cortney@9d53666c.e8c59d18.a9d82b50) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:19:08 <-- cmantito has kicked t1gg3r from #SPORKS (t1gg3r) Feb 11 04:19:09 that's what I figured Feb 11 04:19:14 me too Feb 11 04:19:32 --> Dark (~andre@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:19:35 So is anyone doing anything exciting this weekend? Feb 11 04:19:43 --- celti gives channel half-operator status to Dark Feb 11 04:19:45 working Feb 11 04:19:55 and my last weekend on call Feb 11 04:20:01 snowboarding on sunday!! :D Feb 11 04:20:01 her, bitch tried to steal my nick!! Feb 11 04:20:06 heh Feb 11 04:20:10 * Tigger growls Feb 11 04:20:16 heh Feb 11 04:20:21 Behold, the riled Tigger. Feb 11 04:20:21 I've finally got the weekend off, I'm heading up to the coast. Feb 11 04:20:23 now she doesn't want to ignore? ;> Feb 11 04:20:39 heheh Feb 11 04:20:43 tigger the b0rker tried to steal your nick? Feb 11 04:20:43 I'm going to a cocktail party tomorrow night! Feb 11 04:20:51 ooh Feb 11 04:20:52 Yeah Feb 11 04:20:58 --> b0rky (~Kevin@bd6f8410.c5d90b91.e1a814aa) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:21:00 <-- celti has kicked b0rky from #SPORKS (I stab at thee!) Feb 11 04:21:02 cocktail party... Feb 11 04:21:07 * eyez mind wanders with that one Feb 11 04:21:10 Hm, now he's Kevin. Feb 11 04:21:12 * Dark can't figure out why x dies on startup Feb 11 04:21:13 but Feb 11 04:21:14 that's me Feb 11 04:21:16 I'm kevin Feb 11 04:21:17 dammit Feb 11 04:21:22 I'm thinking about a dinner party at school today Feb 11 04:21:22 now he's stealing realnames? Feb 11 04:21:32 where do I find my X profile, ie what's started when I boot Feb 11 04:21:41 --> wld (snarf@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:21:47 --- celti gives channel half-operator status to wld Feb 11 04:21:48 actually, let's not worry, I need to sleep Feb 11 04:21:56 heh, night Dark Feb 11 04:22:02 --- [cmantito] (~Kevin@58282533.273aeac.592294f8) : Kevin C. Leacock Feb 11 04:22:06 that bitch. Feb 11 04:22:29 * Dark has to be at work in 5.5 hours. Feb 11 04:22:35 --- [b0rky] (~Kevin@bd6f8410.c5d90b91.e1a814aa) : Kevin Feb 11 04:22:58 he got a new ip too Feb 11 04:23:02 well, it's not like Kevin is a rare name Feb 11 04:23:07 I suppose Feb 11 04:23:15 can't help but wonder though Feb 11 04:23:36 hmmm, this not good Feb 11 04:23:38 now, if he comes in as cmantlto or such... Feb 11 04:23:44 he did that before Feb 11 04:23:48 was charlotte before, or something Feb 11 04:23:50 * Tigger stabs borky Feb 11 04:23:50 yes, I know Feb 11 04:23:57 Dark: cortney Feb 11 04:24:07 yea Feb 11 04:24:19 where'd he go? Feb 11 04:24:19 * Dark goes to bed and notifies everyone that he'll only come in as Dark2 or abaron tomorrow around 7pst Feb 11 04:24:28 k Feb 11 04:24:30 we'll remember that Feb 11 04:24:32 * eyez eyez wld Feb 11 04:24:40 eh? Feb 11 04:24:40 not nameless? Feb 11 04:24:42 * wld wld eyez Feb 11 04:24:45 nothing wrong with wld. Feb 11 04:24:45 and if need be I'll message you identifiying who I am. Feb 11 04:24:45 --> b0rk (~celti@bd6f8410.c5d90b91.e1a814aa) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:24:51 <-- cmantito has kicked b0rk from #SPORKS (b0rk) Feb 11 04:24:52 thar he is Feb 11 04:24:55 celti: .. Feb 11 04:24:59 celti eh? Feb 11 04:25:13 ? Feb 11 04:25:17 What? Feb 11 04:25:23 his realname... Feb 11 04:25:24 all he would have to do is come in as something like tigg3r and have a name like shannon! Feb 11 04:25:25 --> ce1ti (~celti@bd6f8410.c5d90b91.e1a814aa) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:25:25 he's you now Feb 11 04:25:29 What'd I do? Feb 11 04:25:30 .recall debian Feb 11 04:25:31 [debian] (1/1) Debian users take pride in the fact that their distribution is always several releases behind the latest version of the kernel, but makes up for that by being more difficult to install and use. Feb 11 04:25:33 grrrrr Feb 11 04:25:35 <-- cmantito has kicked ce1ti from #SPORKS (bye) Feb 11 04:25:42 roflmao what a lamer Feb 11 04:25:43 ey! Feb 11 04:25:45 heheh Feb 11 04:25:47 http://spisefisken.dk/images/skippy-ish_cat.jpg Feb 11 04:25:47 that was my kick! Feb 11 04:25:48 .details Feb 11 04:25:48 [debian] (1/1) submitted by beez at 2005-02-10 17:58:06 [GMT -05] Feb 11 04:25:48 --> ce1ti (~celti@bd6f8410.c5d90b91.e1a814aa) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:25:53 <-- cmantito has kicked ce1ti from #SPORKS (bye) Feb 11 04:25:55 oh Feb 11 04:25:57 sorry stole it again Feb 11 04:26:02 you get next one Feb 11 04:26:12 No, I got this one. Feb 11 04:26:15 *sigh* Feb 11 04:26:20 whats going on Feb 11 04:26:22 it's like shooting fish in a barrel Feb 11 04:26:28 yw Feb 11 04:26:30 YEA Feb 11 04:26:30 Dark: Yes, we're encouraging him. I'm having fun. Feb 11 04:26:31 yea Feb 11 04:26:33 there we go Feb 11 04:26:55 --> ey3z (~eyez@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:27:06 <-- celti has kicked ey3z from #SPORKS (Wrong.) Feb 11 04:27:13 who is that Feb 11 04:27:16 heh Feb 11 04:27:19 wld: a lamer. Feb 11 04:27:19 --> eez (~eyez@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:27:25 <-- celti has kicked eez from #SPORKS (Wrong.) Feb 11 04:27:29 he really finds it this fun to keep rejoining? Feb 11 04:27:30 that's not even my 'real' name Feb 11 04:27:36 --> eez (~eyez@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:27:38 <-- cmantito has kicked eez from #SPORKS (kick with eez) Feb 11 04:27:46 wld, he seem to have something against sporks Feb 11 04:28:00 .recall debian Feb 11 04:28:00 [debian] (1/1) Debian users take pride in the fact that their distribution is always several releases behind the latest version of the kernel, but makes up for that by being more difficult to install and use. Feb 11 04:28:03 .next Feb 11 04:28:03 [debian] (1/1) Debian users take pride in the fact that their distribution is always several releases behind the latest version of the kernel, but makes up for that by being more difficult to install and use. Feb 11 04:28:04 what does he do if you let him stay in the channel? Feb 11 04:28:19 quits and rejoins talking by nicks Feb 11 04:28:19 wld: spams it with borkiness. Feb 11 04:28:37 prepubescent Feb 11 04:28:42 heh Feb 11 04:28:42 indeed. Feb 11 04:28:43 he even did Ops begging Feb 11 04:28:47 --> Myk3 (~Myke@bd6f8410.c5d90b91.e1a814aa) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:28:47 with a nick Feb 11 04:28:50 * Dark curses Feb 11 04:28:53 <-- celti has kicked Myk3 from #SPORKS (DIE!) Feb 11 04:28:58 shezuit Feb 11 04:28:58 get 'im Feb 11 04:29:03 looooossssser Feb 11 04:29:09 looser? Feb 11 04:29:15 hah Feb 11 04:29:17 looser than what? ;) Feb 11 04:29:18 loosest? Feb 11 04:29:31 and how'd you get that way Feb 11 04:29:49 I guess nobody with ircop access is awake Feb 11 04:29:54 There's only two of us Feb 11 04:29:57 * cmantito is having fun. Feb 11 04:29:59 not that it'd help Feb 11 04:30:00 bork is a couple of kumara short of a hangi! Feb 11 04:30:00 wld: we've tried killing him. Feb 11 04:30:01 And I don't know what logfile has the password Feb 11 04:30:06 wld: we've blackholed him. Feb 11 04:30:07 wld: myke told celti and I to take care of him... Feb 11 04:30:12 killed banned blackholed, etc Feb 11 04:30:16 wld: He finds new proxies. Feb 11 04:30:16 I guess he has more than 1 IP Feb 11 04:30:20 ah Feb 11 04:30:21 --> Myk3 (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:30:24 lame Feb 11 04:30:24 er Feb 11 04:30:26 celti and _me_ Feb 11 04:30:26 <-- cmantito has kicked Myk3 from #SPORKS (Myk3) Feb 11 04:30:30 And I don't know what logfile has the password Feb 11 04:30:31 gah Feb 11 04:30:49 I wonder how difficult it would be to set up an akill for hosts connecting from open proxies Feb 11 04:30:52 --> Myk3 (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:30:53 <-- cmantito has kicked Myk3 from #SPORKS (Myk3) Feb 11 04:30:56 Impossibly difficult Feb 11 04:31:03 why? Feb 11 04:31:06 How do you tell? Feb 11 04:31:11 --> JavaLuser (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:31:15 You can try and connect to it, but that'd require major mofs Feb 11 04:31:16 <-- cmantito has kicked JavaLuser from #SPORKS (JavaLuser) Feb 11 04:31:16 ... Feb 11 04:31:16 er, mods Feb 11 04:31:19 on connect, scan connecting IP for open port (whatever port it is..) Feb 11 04:31:31 wld: varies Feb 11 04:31:32 hey, I corrected grammar before Arachnid Feb 11 04:31:32 And that wouldn't catch stuff like compromised hosts etc Feb 11 04:31:38 I think dalnet's ircd used to do that Feb 11 04:31:42 --> JavaLuser (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:31:44 Tigger: actually, 'I' was correct. Feb 11 04:31:48 oi gevalt Feb 11 04:31:50 <-- celti has kicked JavaLuser from #SPORKS (Wrong again.) Feb 11 04:31:55 well, Tigger... Arachnid is a bit...distracted Feb 11 04:31:58 --> CGILuser (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:32:02 eyez: I am? Feb 11 04:32:02 wow Feb 11 04:32:03 get a life Feb 11 04:32:05 <-- cmantito has kicked CGILuser from #SPORKS (CGILuser) Feb 11 04:32:06 sorry celti you are wrong Feb 11 04:32:25 Tigger: Nope, sorry. Feb 11 04:32:26 --> MW4re (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:32:30 --- wld removes ban on b0*!b0*@* Feb 11 04:32:30 --- wld removes ban on *!*@d64018e3.43a6c70e.* Feb 11 04:32:30 --- wld removes ban on *!*@d64018e3.43a6c70e.d91549e3 Feb 11 04:32:30 --- wld removes ban on *!aedinius@2815e6a3.aa9d142f.2664983a Feb 11 04:32:33 --- wld sets ban on *!*1000@* Feb 11 04:32:33 eh, me is correct, no? Feb 11 04:32:36 <-- celti has kicked MW4re from #SPORKS (Minty fresh death!) Feb 11 04:32:36 whoops Feb 11 04:32:39 --- wld removes ban on *!*1000@* Feb 11 04:32:43 * Arachnid thought myke said not to? Feb 11 04:32:44 wld: what did you do? Feb 11 04:32:45 I see uid 1000 is popular Feb 11 04:32:52 wld: be careful Feb 11 04:32:56 I made room in the banlist to ban that guy's ident Feb 11 04:32:56 myke said not to touch bans. Feb 11 04:32:58 meh, careful? Feb 11 04:32:59 wld: Myke said not to mess with the bans. Feb 11 04:33:03 its easy to re-add Feb 11 04:33:08 jeez you guys are really scared of myke arent ya Feb 11 04:33:11 yea Feb 11 04:33:16 --> MW4re (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:33:17 yup Feb 11 04:33:20 <-- cmantito has kicked MW4re from #SPORKS (mw4re) Feb 11 04:33:23 --- wld sets ban on b0*!b0*@* Feb 11 04:33:23 --- wld sets ban on *!*@d64018e3.43a6c70e.* Feb 11 04:33:23 --- wld sets ban on *!aedinius@2815e6a3.aa9d142f.2664983a Feb 11 04:33:36 --> aedinius (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:33:38 wld: I like this channel, thank you. Feb 11 04:33:40 umm Feb 11 04:33:43 if I recall the general rule is that, if it sounds right with just the me/I then that's the one to use Feb 11 04:33:48 <-- celti has kicked aedinius from #SPORKS (GOodbye.) Feb 11 04:33:56 celti: and I like philadelphia cream cheese, whats your point? Feb 11 04:34:06 --> warfreak2 (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:34:11 wld: Myke can prevent me from coming to this channel. Feb 11 04:34:11 <-- cmantito has kicked warfreak2 from #SPORKS (wrong ip) Feb 11 04:34:12 ... Feb 11 04:34:16 if you get rid of the other person in the sentence I does not make sense, therefore me is correct not I Feb 11 04:34:18 Wrong ident, too. Feb 11 04:34:20 he's not that big of an ogre Feb 11 04:34:22 true Feb 11 04:34:25 my kick tho Feb 11 04:34:29 And I think we've confirmed this is adinius. Feb 11 04:34:31 er Feb 11 04:34:34 aedinius. Feb 11 04:34:35 Tigger, yep Feb 11 04:34:42 have we? Feb 11 04:34:42 wld: But doing something he explicitly asked people to refrain from doing is a bit silly Feb 11 04:34:45 --> kr1kkert (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:34:51 <-- cmantito has kicked kr1kkert from #SPORKS (ones dont cut it) Feb 11 04:34:58 bugger off Feb 11 04:34:59 Arachnid: which is why I re-added the bans :) Feb 11 04:35:08 perhaps Feb 11 04:35:18 --> flatlander (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:35:23 <-- cmantito has kicked flatlander from #SPORKS (wrong IP dammit) Feb 11 04:35:30 why dont you just set the channel +i and be done with it Feb 11 04:35:34 he'll eventually get bored Feb 11 04:35:35 no one could join? Feb 11 04:35:40 his amusement stems from the kicks Feb 11 04:35:43 why don't we just close the channel?????????? Feb 11 04:35:46 Yes, real people want to join too Feb 11 04:35:50 --> flatlander (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:35:52 just bugger off already Feb 11 04:35:53 last time he got off by pvting hops too Feb 11 04:35:56 <-- Arachnid has kicked flatlander from #SPORKS (flatlander) Feb 11 04:35:57 well in the last half an hour, how many real people have joined Feb 11 04:36:01 5 Feb 11 04:36:03 wld: several Feb 11 04:36:03 i think Feb 11 04:36:03 eh, lets let him stay for a bit. Feb 11 04:36:06 ok Feb 11 04:36:12 --> warfreak2 (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:36:17 shit Feb 11 04:36:17 its not like you'd be closing down a hospital Feb 11 04:36:20 <-- celti has kicked warfreak2 from #SPORKS (not with that nick.) Feb 11 04:36:25 heh Feb 11 04:36:27 he'll get bored in no time when he finds out the channel is +i Feb 11 04:36:33 --> arachnid2 (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:36:39 wld: Evidence would suggest he'd be bored by now anyway Feb 11 04:36:39 arsehole Feb 11 04:36:41 he'll pvt ops Feb 11 04:36:43 you wanna 'splain tot he boss? Feb 11 04:36:45 <-- celti has kicked arachnid2 from #SPORKS (not with that nick.) Feb 11 04:36:48 yea Feb 11 04:36:53 YOU talk to Myke about it Feb 11 04:36:53 like I said, his amusement is stemming from the fact that he's still annoying you all Feb 11 04:37:00 I'm quite content Feb 11 04:37:02 He's not annoying me. Feb 11 04:37:02 he's not annoying Feb 11 04:37:04 --> arachnid2 (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:37:04 I'm having fun. Feb 11 04:37:07 <-- celti has kicked arachnid2 from #SPORKS (not with that nick.) Feb 11 04:37:08 celti and cmantito are quite amused Feb 11 04:37:15 hmm Feb 11 04:37:19 er... Feb 11 04:37:19 damn it Feb 11 04:37:21 --> B0RKY (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:37:23 look borki you tosser, why don't you just bugger off. we don't care about you you immature little git. Run along and piss someone else off. there's a good little puppy! Moron! Feb 11 04:37:31 * eyez apologizes for the underline Feb 11 04:37:35 go away Feb 11 04:37:35 umm Feb 11 04:37:45 --- B0RKY is now known as gimme Feb 11 04:37:47 --- gimme is now known as ops Feb 11 04:37:49 --- ops is now known as gimme Feb 11 04:37:52 --- gimme is now known as voice Feb 11 04:37:53 it doesnt take a psych major to figure out what's feeding this guy :) Feb 11 04:37:54 <-- cmantito has kicked voice from #SPORKS (no) Feb 11 04:38:02 and does this explain? Feb 11 04:38:10 --> letmein (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:38:15 <-- celti has kicked letmein from #SPORKS (no) Feb 11 04:38:18 explain what Feb 11 04:38:20 --> letmein (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:38:23 <-- cmantito has kicked letmein from #SPORKS (nope) Feb 11 04:38:26 *sigh* Feb 11 04:38:28 why they dont' just ignore ;> Feb 11 04:38:33 heh Feb 11 04:38:44 see above Feb 11 04:38:48 --> IWANNACHAT (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:38:50 than be civil Feb 11 04:38:54 <-- cmantito has kicked IWANNACHAT from #SPORKS (go away) Feb 11 04:38:54 oh look he wants to chat Feb 11 04:39:13 * Arachnid sets mode #sporks +ignore idiot Feb 11 04:39:13 --> URNOTFAIR (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:39:18 <-- celti has kicked URNOTFAIR from #SPORKS (And?) Feb 11 04:39:41 --> celtisucks (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:39:43 <-- cmantito has kicked celtisucks from #SPORKS (no he doesnt.) Feb 11 04:39:51 hey, what's up with the rampant kicks and bans? Feb 11 04:39:54 Depends on the person, actually. Feb 11 04:39:54 * Tigger notices that bork has lamelock on Feb 11 04:40:00 Pic: Idiot at large. Feb 11 04:40:01 --> yesshedoes (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:40:04 <-- eyez has kicked eyez from #SPORKS (stylized text) Feb 11 04:40:05 --> eyez (X@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:40:07 ah Feb 11 04:40:08 <-- celti has kicked Tigger from #SPORKS (only some people.) Feb 11 04:40:12 ack! Feb 11 04:40:12 --- cmantito gives voice to eyez Feb 11 04:40:15 gah Feb 11 04:40:19 fucking tabcomplete Feb 11 04:40:21 <-- cmantito has kicked yesshedoes from #SPORKS (yesshedoes) Feb 11 04:40:28 celti? Feb 11 04:40:46 ...oops? Feb 11 04:40:51 --> KISSMECELTI (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:41:00 <-- Pic has kicked KISSMECELTI from #SPORKS (*kiss*) Feb 11 04:41:10 --> EWWW (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:41:10 oops what? Feb 11 04:41:16 <-- cmantito has kicked EWWW from #SPORKS (our thoughts too) Feb 11 04:41:17 i accidentally kicked Tigger. Feb 11 04:41:23 Indeed Feb 11 04:41:30 heh Feb 11 04:41:37 --> Tigger (~Shannon@93bea9e0.33fd2bf8.3c748517) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:41:38 --- Arachnid gives voice to Tigger Feb 11 04:41:44 --> EWWW (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:41:46 Sorry! Tabcomplete is evil! Feb 11 04:41:48 heh Feb 11 04:41:53 <-- Pic has kicked EWWW from #SPORKS (once more with feeling) Feb 11 04:41:58 * celti prostrates himself at Tigger's feet. Feb 11 04:41:59 --> EWWW (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:42:03 heh Feb 11 04:42:05 <-- wld has quit (Quit: Peace and Protection 4.22) Feb 11 04:42:15 <-- cmantito has kicked EWWW from #SPORKS (CONNECTION RESET BY ME!) Feb 11 04:42:24 --> EWWW (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:42:27 <-- celti has kicked EWWW from #SPORKS (peer's off duty) Feb 11 04:42:31 heh Feb 11 04:42:38 * Tigger forgives celti Feb 11 04:42:38 This is getting kind of annoying. Feb 11 04:42:39 --> no (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:42:44 hmm, so am I at voice? Feb 11 04:42:46 <-- celti has kicked no from #SPORKS (yes) Feb 11 04:42:50 --> no (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:42:53 <-- cmantito has kicked no from #SPORKS (exactly) Feb 11 04:42:56 --- Arachnid gives channel half-operator status to eyez Feb 11 04:42:56 --- Arachnid removes voice from eyez Feb 11 04:43:03 --> no (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:43:06 <-- Pic has kicked no from #SPORKS (mu ) Feb 11 04:43:11 --> no (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:43:18 eh, just checking (this clietns till has bugs and doesn't change the list all the time) Feb 11 04:43:41 celti: don't kick for a while Feb 11 04:43:43 see what happens Feb 11 04:43:48 --- no is now known as I Feb 11 04:43:50 --- I is now known as want Feb 11 04:43:55 --- want is now known as to Feb 11 04:43:57 --- to is now known as chat Feb 11 04:43:59 --- chat is now known as with Feb 11 04:44:02 ??????????????// Feb 11 04:44:32 with? Feb 11 04:44:43 I guess too many nickchanges :P Feb 11 04:44:47 --- with is now known as the Feb 11 04:44:48 heh Feb 11 04:44:52 --- the is now known as sporkers Feb 11 04:44:55 I guess it's ratelimited Feb 11 04:44:55 cmantito: good call =) Feb 11 04:44:56 --- sporkers is now known as and Feb 11 04:44:59 --- and is now known as I Feb 11 04:45:02 --- I is now known as want Feb 11 04:45:10 danke Feb 11 04:45:10 so who are you really? Feb 11 04:45:43 i think he throttled his nicks again Feb 11 04:46:02 heh Feb 11 04:46:06 good way to quiet him Feb 11 04:46:08 --- want is now known as to Feb 11 04:46:11 --- to is now known as now Feb 11 04:46:15 --- now is now known as so Feb 11 04:46:19 --- so is now known as gimme Feb 11 04:46:23 --- gimme is now known as voice Feb 11 04:46:25 Patience, young padawan. Feb 11 04:46:33 * Arachnid rips out lamer's voicebox Feb 11 04:46:36 you gotsta make amends Feb 11 04:46:41 .recall rule10 Feb 11 04:46:41 [rule10] (1/1) No nick spoofing. At all. Feb 11 04:46:47 amends aren't cheap Feb 11 04:46:47 New game, voicebox hacky! Feb 11 04:46:53 --- voice is now known as now Feb 11 04:47:06 Seems to be getting pushy... Feb 11 04:47:07 .recall rule14 Feb 11 04:47:07 [rule14] (1/1) Please limit your nick changes. Use the /away command to indicate status Feb 11 04:47:19 so how many rules has he/she violated? Feb 11 04:47:26 .recall rule3 Feb 11 04:47:26 [rule3] (1/1) Respect the channel operators. (And everyone else) Request for ops will probably get you kick/banned, just for irritating the ops. Feb 11 04:47:27 all? Feb 11 04:47:31 A bunch. Feb 11 04:47:34 well, not all Feb 11 04:47:37 not 13 Feb 11 04:47:39 not 2 Feb 11 04:47:39 .recall rule6 Feb 11 04:47:39 [rule6] (1/1) No channel flooding, unless necessary and pre-empted with a FLOOD WARNING. (ASCII art is generally frowned on) Feb 11 04:47:41 etc Feb 11 04:47:42 talk to a moderator and give a _bloody_ good reason Feb 11 04:47:46 don't tempt him Feb 11 04:47:56 --- now is now known as cmanti1o Feb 11 04:47:58 .recall rule1 Feb 11 04:47:58 [rule1] (1/1) Civility. We are intelligent beings, let's act as such. Feb 11 04:47:59 haha Feb 11 04:48:01 you can't spell Feb 11 04:48:07 --- cmanti1o is now known as cmant1to Feb 11 04:48:08 drat Feb 11 04:48:14 --- cmant1to is now known as pvt-me Feb 11 04:48:17 you were talking about not tempting? Feb 11 04:48:17 why? Feb 11 04:48:27 --- pvt-me is now known as iwanna Feb 11 04:48:31 hehe this is fun Feb 11 04:48:34 I'm ignoring pvts Feb 11 04:48:38 .recall rule4 Feb 11 04:48:38 [rule4] (1/1) Don't mess with The TimeFysh. Immediate ban will result. Feb 11 04:48:49 --- iwanna is now known as iwannachat Feb 11 04:48:53 --- iwannachat is now known as pwettypls Feb 11 04:48:59 --- pwettypls is now known as chatchatchat Feb 11 04:49:05 --- chatchatchat is now known as nowwwwwwwwwww Feb 11 04:49:09 wtf ? Feb 11 04:49:10 he's broken at least half the rules... Feb 11 04:49:15 mmhmm Feb 11 04:49:16 this is annoying Feb 11 04:49:16 hum Feb 11 04:49:24 isn't there a way you can ignore hosts? Feb 11 04:49:26 Quick question: What's the TimeFysh do? Feb 11 04:49:27 --- nowwwwwwwwwww is now known as PRVT-ME-CELTI Feb 11 04:49:29 has yet to tell who he is or why he's been acting like an ass Feb 11 04:49:31 stats Feb 11 04:49:36 * Tigger shoots borky Feb 11 04:49:37 ...? Feb 11 04:49:39 Why me? Feb 11 04:49:39 Oh, okay. Feb 11 04:49:42 --- PRVT-ME-CELTI is now known as pvt-me-cman Feb 11 04:49:46 erghj Feb 11 04:50:02 --- pvt-me-cman is now known as TALK Feb 11 04:50:05 lamelock\ Feb 11 04:50:06 --- TALK is now known as TO Feb 11 04:50:09 --- TO is now known as ME Feb 11 04:50:22 who is this person ? Feb 11 04:50:24 convinced we should keep him here? Feb 11 04:50:29 heh... the tempt to type /kick me is so great... Feb 11 04:50:32 yay ratelimits Feb 11 04:50:34 It's gotten to either yelling or AOLing. Feb 11 04:50:34 stac: someone who forgot his lamelock on Feb 11 04:50:34 er Feb 11 04:50:37 do it Feb 11 04:50:37 should I msg him back? Feb 11 04:50:40 temptation Feb 11 04:50:44 <-- cmantito has kicked ME from #SPORKS (me) Feb 11 04:50:45 do it do it do it Feb 11 04:50:50 whoops Feb 11 04:50:50 yay! Feb 11 04:50:51 did it :D Feb 11 04:50:57 but... Feb 11 04:51:02 message should be Hard or such Feb 11 04:51:07 --> cm|jackaass (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:51:10 no cmantito. you didn't kick me. i am still here Feb 11 04:51:11 <-- celti has kicked cm|jackaass from #SPORKS (Once more down the rabbit hole...) Feb 11 04:51:18 heh Feb 11 04:51:22 good name this time Feb 11 04:51:26 :) Feb 11 04:51:29 --> celticmfuck (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:51:33 <-- Pic has kicked celticmfuck from #SPORKS (i can resist anything but temptation) Feb 11 04:51:33 nrg Feb 11 04:51:45 --> celticmfuck (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:51:47 ooh, outright cursing! that's an 8th rule! Feb 11 04:51:59 falls under harrassment too Feb 11 04:51:59 --- celticmfuck is now known as BASTARDS Feb 11 04:52:00 round and round the mullberry bush Feb 11 04:52:01 <-- celti has kicked BASTARDS from #SPORKS (Only on alternate Thursdays.) Feb 11 04:52:14 no thanks celti Feb 11 04:52:24 --> mykesuckscock (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:52:30 4 Feb 11 04:52:34 <-- celti has kicked mykesuckscock from #SPORKS (Not really.) Feb 11 04:52:34 3 Feb 11 04:52:38 --> mykesuckscock (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:52:41 <-- cmantito has kicked mykesuckscock from #SPORKS (maybe, but not now) Feb 11 04:53:00 --> Mykewantsmein (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:53:07 <-- cmantito has kicked Mykewantsmein from #SPORKS (i doubt it.) Feb 11 04:53:08 *snerk* Feb 11 04:53:12 mein what? Feb 11 04:53:13 How does he explain THAT one? Feb 11 04:53:17 i realy pitty PsychoI3oy Feb 11 04:53:21 Myke wants me in Feb 11 04:53:22 why? Feb 11 04:53:25 he's not saying anything Feb 11 04:53:29 cause PsychoI3oy is the one who cleans the logs of excess nicks Feb 11 04:53:32 more Official_Lamers_Of_Sporks fodder. Feb 11 04:53:46 --> mykeluvsme (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:53:46 I thought we'd stopped with the kicking? Feb 11 04:53:56 <-- cmantito has kicked mykeluvsme from #SPORKS (mykeluvsme) Feb 11 04:53:58 what a looser Feb 11 04:54:01 it didn't work arachnid Feb 11 04:54:10 --> mykeluvsme (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:54:24 I ain't kicking Feb 11 04:54:30 even if spork got in now no one would want to him Feb 11 04:54:35 --- mykeluvsme is now known as arachn1d Feb 11 04:54:45 --- arachn1d is now known as loves Feb 11 04:54:45 --- loves is now known as me Feb 11 04:54:48 --- me is now known as he Feb 11 04:54:54 --- he is now known as sucks-my-cock Feb 11 04:55:02 stac, the logs and nicks are only an issue if something is said at the time Feb 11 04:55:06 <-- cmantito has kicked sucks-my-cock from #SPORKS (sucks-my-cock) Feb 11 04:55:26 hence Myke's warning to Aedinius "don't say anything", etc Feb 11 04:55:27 --> icybersex (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:55:45 --- icybersex is now known as someone Feb 11 04:55:47 --- someone is now known as sex Feb 11 04:55:48 <-- celti has kicked sex from #SPORKS (and the 40-year-old men love you for it.) Feb 11 04:56:03 * eyez backspaces Feb 11 04:56:05 --> someone-sex-me (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:56:17 * Tigger is sick of this going to bed Feb 11 04:56:22 <-- cmantito has kicked someone-sex-me from #SPORKS (someone-sex-me) Feb 11 04:56:23 sleepwell Feb 11 04:56:27 nite tigger Feb 11 04:56:32 celti: take over? I need more soda Feb 11 04:56:38 --> someone-sex-me (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:56:40 * celti is tempted to ignore the bit about the bans... Feb 11 04:56:54 alas, it wouldn't last long Feb 11 04:56:59 --- someone-sex-me is now known as iluvcelti Feb 11 04:57:11 And I love you too. But only platonically. Feb 11 04:57:14 --- iluvcelti is now known as celtiinbed Feb 11 04:57:24 Yes, I am in bed right now. Feb 11 04:57:24 --- celtiinbed is now known as withme Feb 11 04:57:38 Not that way, though. Feb 11 04:57:41 --- withme is now known as nowbitch Feb 11 04:58:03 --- nowbitch is now known as fuckinwhore Feb 11 04:58:30 --- fuckinwhore is now known as fuckinwhorebitch Feb 11 04:58:30 hmm, they need an irc option to lock nick changes Feb 11 04:58:31 <-- celti has kicked fuckinwhorebitch from #SPORKS (Please indicate status with /away, not your nick.) Feb 11 04:58:39 hehe Feb 11 04:58:45 <-- Tigger has quit (Quit: bork is an annoying id10t I wish he was banned ( that's my vote)) Feb 11 04:59:02 --> beezluvsme (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 04:59:15 <-- celti has kicked beezluvsme from #SPORKS (Again? You have no imagination.) Feb 11 04:59:23 * sporksbot LARTS celti with a clue-by-four. (beezluvsme made me!) Feb 11 04:59:42 * sporksbot LARTS cmantito with a clue-by-four. (beezluvsme made me!) Feb 11 04:59:42 * sporksbot LARTS celti with a clue-by-four. (beezluvsme made me!) Feb 11 04:59:44 hey! Feb 11 04:59:48 i was larted Feb 11 04:59:57 And he's using sporksbot now... an insider, obviously. Feb 11 04:59:57 * sporksbot LARTS cmantito with a clue-by-four. (beezluvsme made me!) Feb 11 04:59:57 * sporksbot LARTS celti with a clue-by-four. (beezluvsme made me!) Feb 11 05:00:00 hm Feb 11 05:00:00 * celti pokes beez. Feb 11 05:00:02 correct Feb 11 05:00:09 could we deop/voice sb? Feb 11 05:00:12 * sporksbot LARTS cmantito with a clue-by-four. (beezluvsme made me!) Feb 11 05:00:17 why? Feb 11 05:00:18 * sporksbot LARTS celti with a clue-by-four. (beezluvsme made me!) Feb 11 05:00:20 larts? Feb 11 05:00:23 ah. Feb 11 05:00:26 --- celti removes voice from sporksbot Feb 11 05:00:29 lart unloaded Feb 11 05:00:29 er Feb 11 05:00:32 heh Feb 11 05:00:32 danke beez Feb 11 05:00:37 Wasn't he just kicked? Feb 11 05:00:38 Beez is just ahead of me :P Feb 11 05:00:39 sporksbot has +o, right. Feb 11 05:00:43 beez: thank you. Feb 11 05:00:47 heh Feb 11 05:00:47 no problem Feb 11 05:00:52 skippy: don't need to be in channel for .lart. Feb 11 05:01:07 Neat. Feb 11 05:01:10 heh Feb 11 05:01:12 Weird, but neat. Feb 11 05:01:24 --> beezluvsme (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:01:29 oi gevalt Feb 11 05:01:37 <-- celti has kicked beezluvsme from #SPORKS (aedinius, go away.) Feb 11 05:01:42 --> beezluvsme (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:01:46 --- beezluvsme is now known as aedinius Feb 11 05:01:55 --- aedinius is now known as im-not Feb 11 05:02:10 <-- cmantito has kicked im-not from #SPORKS (yah sure) Feb 11 05:02:19 this is, frankly put, stupid Feb 11 05:02:23 I'm going skiing Feb 11 05:02:23 later all Feb 11 05:02:30 So, you're another random former sporker with a grudge against Myke? Feb 11 05:02:31 --> Tigger (~Shannon@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:02:43 --> iheartaedinius (~1000@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:02:53 --- Arachnid gives voice to Tigger Feb 11 05:02:56 <-- cmantito has kicked iheartaedinius from #SPORKS (iheartaedinius) Feb 11 05:03:02 bah Feb 11 05:03:04 arachnid wants his mojo back! Feb 11 05:03:04 too slow. Feb 11 05:03:17 I thought not kicking worked quite well Feb 11 05:03:26 'cept where he kept changing nicks Feb 11 05:03:53 Screwit. Feb 11 05:03:59 So I lose +h. Feb 11 05:04:01 imagine if it was gp ;> Feb 11 05:04:04 --- celti sets ban on *!*@10846fbd.910bd9c5.aa14a8e1 Feb 11 05:04:24 arachnid is sick of being half op Feb 11 05:04:29 heh Feb 11 05:04:33 go fer it celti Feb 11 05:04:36 but beez left Feb 11 05:05:01 where's the kick? Feb 11 05:05:10 there was supposed to be an arse shatting kick Feb 11 05:05:10 I'm with celti Feb 11 05:05:17 unban me... Feb 11 05:05:18 He's banned, and not in the channel. Feb 11 05:05:37 cmantito: we don't need him brought back in from outside sources. Feb 11 05:05:46 heh Feb 11 05:05:54 * Tigger imagining celti in big spice girl shoes kicking bork Feb 11 05:05:59 Big spice girl shoes? Feb 11 05:06:09 More like size 14 steeltoed combat boots. Feb 11 05:06:19 haha Feb 11 05:06:23 Ripping through his arse. Feb 11 05:06:43 * Tigger has steeltoed boots Feb 11 05:07:00 * eyez picturing Tigger in stilettos Feb 11 05:07:01 but hers are a uk 36 Feb 11 05:07:06 banning seems to work.. Feb 11 05:07:12 * skippy has no shoes suitable for ass kicking... Feb 11 05:07:14 for th emoment at least Feb 11 05:07:29 * Tigger owns many pairs of stilettos Feb 11 05:07:35 * eyez perks Feb 11 05:07:44 eh, nevermind Feb 11 05:07:46 * celti has a stilleto. Feb 11 05:07:48 heh Feb 11 05:07:49 As in, the dagger... Feb 11 05:07:52 * cmantito doesn't :(\ Feb 11 05:08:09 --> iheartaedinius (~asdf@6c66539d.8cdc0e58.e750a409) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:08:16 no stilleto, just other blades...I'm particularly fond of balisongs and combat folders Feb 11 05:08:17 --- iheartaedinius is now known as rudeasses Feb 11 05:08:19 nrrg Feb 11 05:08:26 <-- cmantito has kicked rudeasses from #SPORKS (rudeasses) Feb 11 05:08:45 I have a few swords and knives lying around my house randomly, but no stiletto dagger. Feb 11 05:08:48 loser Feb 11 05:08:48 --> noban (~asdf@6c66539d.8cdc0e58.e750a409) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:08:56 4 Feb 11 05:08:59 3 Feb 11 05:09:00 <-- cmantito has kicked noban from #SPORKS (noban) Feb 11 05:09:05 bah Feb 11 05:09:09 * cmantito jumped the gun Feb 11 05:09:10 sorry Feb 11 05:09:13 whoa Feb 11 05:09:16 --> noban (~asdf@6c66539d.8cdc0e58.e750a409) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:09:17 didn't realize there was a countdown Feb 11 05:09:17 that's a lot of bans Feb 11 05:09:24 cmantito: you know, you suck at kicking on the 0 mark. Feb 11 05:09:27 heh Feb 11 05:09:28 sorry Feb 11 05:09:29 try again Feb 11 05:09:33 --- noban is now known as no Feb 11 05:09:38 --- no is now known as nohurt Feb 11 05:09:51 --- nohurt is now known as kickhurts Feb 11 05:09:55 fine Feb 11 05:09:56 dont Feb 11 05:09:56 actually 4 is the fingers in binary Feb 11 05:10:01 <-- cmantito has kicked kickhurts from #SPORKS (kickhurts) Feb 11 05:10:03 heh Feb 11 05:10:15 --- celti removes ban on b0*!b0*@* Feb 11 05:10:15 kick feels good Feb 11 05:10:28 --> kickhurts (~asdf@6c66539d.8cdc0e58.e750a409) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:10:28 I know, I did it to myself Feb 11 05:10:31 oi Feb 11 05:10:32 --- celti sets ban on *!*@6c66539d.8cdc0e58.e750a409 Feb 11 05:10:38 <-- cmantito has kicked kickhurts from #SPORKS (kickhurts) Feb 11 05:10:48 The kickban duet? Feb 11 05:11:17 good old 1'2 Feb 11 05:11:27 yup Feb 11 05:11:28 Tigger: more the ONE finger in binary since for 100 only one finger is up Feb 11 05:11:28 hoo ha Feb 11 05:11:29 and one and two Feb 11 05:11:31 and one and two Feb 11 05:11:41 --> kickhurts (~celti@be2f4c8.fc73334b.3bdeb4a6) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:11:42 stac, right, start with your thumb Feb 11 05:11:45 hhrrrg Feb 11 05:11:52 sigh... Feb 11 05:11:54 <-- cmantito has kicked kickhurts from #SPORKS (kickhurts) Feb 11 05:11:55 *sigh* Feb 11 05:12:11 it's celti again. Feb 11 05:12:20 eyez: one finger is up with 100. no matter if you start with the pinky or the thumb. it's one finger up, and that is the middle one. Feb 11 05:12:28 right Feb 11 05:12:32 exactly Feb 11 05:12:36 ok Feb 11 05:12:40 that is what i said Feb 11 05:12:43 Tigger said FINGERS though Feb 11 05:12:43 --> kickhurts (~celti@be2f4c8.fc73334b.3bdeb4a6) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:12:47 100 is is then Feb 11 05:12:50 <-- cmantito has kicked kickhurts from #SPORKS (kickhurts) Feb 11 05:12:52 which implied more then one is up Feb 11 05:13:02 oh Feb 11 05:13:02 --> kickhurts (~celti@be2f4c8.fc73334b.3bdeb4a6) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:13:02 I missed the plural Feb 11 05:13:03 banning...doesn't work. Feb 11 05:13:05 <-- kickhurts has quit (Client Quit) Feb 11 05:13:09 hey! Feb 11 05:13:11 blackholing...doesn't work. Feb 11 05:13:12 he kicked himself Feb 11 05:13:25 however, "fingers" could have merely meant the position of all fingers, meaning one up, the others down Feb 11 05:13:26 :P so THERE Feb 11 05:13:38 It's sleep time for me, but I hope myke can do something about this b0rk or whatever his name is, so we can go back to "normal" conversation, in what ever way normal applies to here. Feb 11 05:13:41 <-- skippy has quit (Quit: bed.) Feb 11 05:13:44 Time for the IP-targeted nuke. Feb 11 05:14:05 heh Feb 11 05:15:03 * cmantito checks time Feb 11 05:15:06 0515 Feb 11 05:15:11 only 2 hours til skewl Feb 11 05:15:23 0316 here. Feb 11 05:15:24 then 4.5 hours til work Feb 11 05:15:34 then 4.5 hours til I come home Feb 11 05:15:35 yay Feb 11 05:15:49 unless I call out sick from both again Feb 11 05:15:50 hmm, 1 hour 45 mintues til I get to go home Feb 11 05:15:50 I might Feb 11 05:15:58 I'll try anywya Feb 11 05:16:02 parents might not go for it Feb 11 05:16:16 * cmantito wonders what it would take to fake some diarreha Feb 11 05:16:20 4:45 hours till i get to go home Feb 11 05:16:27 ex-lax Feb 11 05:16:30 heh Feb 11 05:16:34 ex-lax rules Feb 11 05:16:38 * celti is quite adept at faking illness. Feb 11 05:16:40 * cmantito logs into helpdesk to see what he's gonna have to do. Feb 11 05:16:43 celti: any advice? Feb 11 05:16:46 reminds me of thos one time Feb 11 05:16:53 for the last 2 days I've had nasty haeadahces and stomach aches Feb 11 05:16:56 1 1/2 years ago Feb 11 05:17:01 --> realu_ (nobody@ottawa1.mWtNet) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:17:03 anything I could add to the battalion to make it worse? Feb 11 05:17:04 cmantito: not really. Not unless you can force yourself to puke at a moments notice. Feb 11 05:17:04 i came gome earlier Feb 11 05:17:06 --- cmantito gives voice to realu_ Feb 11 05:17:12 and found a massacre in the bathroom Feb 11 05:17:21 my flat mate had to take ex-lax. doctors orders Feb 11 05:17:40 cmantito: not really. Feb 11 05:17:40 well, the fucker forgot to flush the toilet Feb 11 05:17:46 celti: dammit Feb 11 05:17:50 he probably had to crap every 5 minutes Feb 11 05:17:50 it's more of a spontaneous thing for me. Feb 11 05:17:52 so he didn't bother Feb 11 05:17:58 celti: what about...sore throat? Feb 11 05:17:59 heheh Feb 11 05:18:00 * cmantito grins Feb 11 05:18:04 it's just crazy enough to work Feb 11 05:18:09 and the diarreah Feb 11 05:18:13 (spelling?) Feb 11 05:18:23 sore throat? Make your voice hoarse, cough a bit and then try and supress it as if it hurts. Feb 11 05:18:33 I'm good at that. Feb 11 05:18:46 aw shit...25 new trouble tickets? Feb 11 05:18:47 damn Feb 11 05:19:00 or swallow some nails and glass shards. that will get you a 'sore' throat Feb 11 05:19:09 <-- realu has quit (Ping timeout: 136 seconds) Feb 11 05:19:18 heh Feb 11 05:19:27 oh what a nicehttp://bash.org/?457037 helpdesk ticket: A computer monitor has turned color. It is a green color. Feb 11 05:19:54 Solution: Stop playing with the tint controls. Feb 11 05:20:00 heh Feb 11 05:20:03 stupid students Feb 11 05:20:18 Hm, just when ethereal was nearly compiled... Feb 11 05:20:19 ooh, another good one: Student machine will not boot. I have disconnected the power source several times to no avail. Machine will not turn on. Feb 11 05:20:19 Location: First machine - second row from front - on right side, looking at the back of the room Feb 11 05:20:30 what ROOM? Feb 11 05:21:20 hah Feb 11 05:21:57 oi gevalt: Feb 11 05:21:58 Mike, The digital recorder for the surveillance sytem needs to have its own I.P. address for the purpose of viewing from other locations etc. I need to know if I need to run a cat5 cable to the phone/communications room or if the cat5 cable presently servicing John Walsh's computer (which is 3 feet away from the surveillance equip.)can be split. Feb 11 05:21:58 Please advise. Feb 11 05:22:11 haha Feb 11 05:22:44 Two issues: Feb 11 05:22:44 The laptops take forever to print on the laser printer. Feb 11 05:22:44 LAptop # 9 is not printing. Feb 11 05:22:44 David Feb 11 05:22:50 * cmantito groans Feb 11 05:22:56 * cmantito is NOT going in today. Feb 11 05:22:59 "Even easier, signal-over-power can be achieved. Wire half the wires to phase and the other half to ground and plug in" Feb 11 05:23:13 heh Feb 11 05:23:32 I am unable to open Adobe Photoshop 7.0 on my computer. I need this fixed or a new progam installed ASAP. I am the school photographer and use this progam daily. I have photos I am unable to complete because my progam is broken. It comes up, "scratch disk full" and "hardware or system error". Feb 11 05:23:37 she sholdn't have put in a work order Feb 11 05:23:42 she doesn't have a licesne for that. Feb 11 05:23:44 heh Feb 11 05:23:51 now I have to take it off the machine. Feb 11 05:24:03 School policy? Feb 11 05:24:06 mmhmm Feb 11 05:24:09 no license, no software Feb 11 05:24:14 it got imaged on there by mistake Feb 11 05:24:35 ooh Feb 11 05:24:38 here's a real technical one: Feb 11 05:24:38 New carpet will be installed in our area February 19 - 21. Please arrange to have all four (4) Child Study Team computers and printers disconnected and moved into Kathy Hager's ofice on Friday, February 18. The computers and printers will then need to be moved back and reconnected on Tuesday, February 22. Feb 11 05:24:38 Thank you. Feb 11 05:24:58 not my job Feb 11 05:25:07 * cmantito reassigns to building maintenance. Feb 11 05:25:08 http://bash.org/?457037 - bwahahaha! Feb 11 05:25:15 why do i find that remarkable amusing? Feb 11 05:25:23 *remarkably Feb 11 05:25:43 arachnid@calculon arachnid $ fortune Feb 11 05:25:43 Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility. Feb 11 05:25:44 Hmm. Feb 11 05:25:56 heh Feb 11 05:27:00 our little buddy is gone it appears Feb 11 05:27:04 for now Feb 11 05:27:16 I hope for good. Feb 11 05:27:45 Hmm. Feb 11 05:27:47 gah Feb 11 05:28:04 b0rki or whatever Feb 11 05:28:05 --> warfreak2 (~wf2@c6701be7.95c5fe71.6d2d363) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:28:12 --- cmantito gives voice to warfreak2 Feb 11 05:28:16 * cmantito huggles warfreak2 Feb 11 05:28:16 celti: cause it's funny Feb 11 05:28:26 I'm with stac on that one. Feb 11 05:28:41 i can picture it in my mind Feb 11 05:28:44 heheh Feb 11 05:28:49 BAD IMAGES! Feb 11 05:28:54 and it's one of the funniest things i imagined the past two days Feb 11 05:29:27 heh Feb 11 05:29:39 warfreak2: you voiced alright? Feb 11 05:29:43 warfreak2: are you who you say you are, or ate you the b0rked one? Feb 11 05:29:47 er Feb 11 05:29:47 are Feb 11 05:29:50 not ate Feb 11 05:29:51 his IP and name are proper Feb 11 05:30:01 I'm pretty sure Feb 11 05:30:04 and i'm paranoid. Feb 11 05:30:06 I voiced him and he's not attacking so... Feb 11 05:30:17 * celti pokes warfreak2. Feb 11 05:30:27 * cmantito pokes warfreak2 harder. Feb 11 05:30:34 0.o Feb 11 05:30:38 hmm Feb 11 05:30:45 WARFREAK2!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Feb 11 05:30:48 * Arachnid kicks... never mind Feb 11 05:30:52 heheh Feb 11 05:30:59 * Tigger thinks he's dead Feb 11 05:31:08 * cmantito resussitates warfreak2 Feb 11 05:31:20 *prod* Feb 11 05:31:22 Okay, it's actually warfreak2. Feb 11 05:31:30 celti: how art thou sure? Feb 11 05:31:40 Because. Feb 11 05:31:43 I am. Feb 11 05:31:44 ok Feb 11 05:31:44 *poke poke poke* Feb 11 05:32:04 I'm pretty sure he would've attacked by now if it was b0rki. Feb 11 05:32:10 Bizzaro Warfreak2 Feb 11 05:32:12 heheh Feb 11 05:32:22 *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke* Feb 11 05:32:23 and, if he does not speak, i shall abuse my %! Feb 11 05:32:31 not if i do first! Feb 11 05:32:45 Tigger: Your tea is in here Feb 11 05:32:46 --> mozrat (~mozrat@b47bdab9.2ce976d3.87f637f9) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:32:48 *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke* Feb 11 05:32:49 I wish your cake was. Feb 11 05:32:51 --- cmantito gives voice to mozrat Feb 11 05:33:02 * celti blinks at cmantito. Feb 11 05:33:02 hmm, taht sounded...dirty Feb 11 05:33:08 * cmantito blinks at celti. Feb 11 05:33:17 "Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice." Feb 11 05:33:17 * eyez looks at mozrat's ip Feb 11 05:33:28 * cmantito is using benefit of doubt. Feb 11 05:33:35 03:34:11 -!- mode/#sporks [+v mozrat] by cmantito Feb 11 05:33:35 03:34:11 -!- mode/#SPORKS [+v mozrat] by celti Feb 11 05:33:36 we can always devoice and kick if I'm wrong. Feb 11 05:33:37 *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke* Feb 11 05:33:46 heh Feb 11 05:33:47 dual voicing? Feb 11 05:33:49 hmm, warfreak2 had the odd one too Feb 11 05:33:51 +vv? Feb 11 05:33:52 Arachnid: her cake ... dude ... stop being so dirty Feb 11 05:34:04 oh dear, have we been trolled? Feb 11 05:34:08 * cmantito winds up his % for hurting WF2... Feb 11 05:34:11 mozrat: yep Feb 11 05:34:15 mozrat: yes Feb 11 05:34:16 --- celti removes voice from warfreak2 Feb 11 05:34:20 I thought it as referred to more often as pie Feb 11 05:34:22 --- celti gives voice to warfreak2 Feb 11 05:34:24 trolled? Feb 11 05:34:39 :/ Feb 11 05:34:40 torlled Feb 11 05:34:40 --- cmantito removes voice from warfreak2 Feb 11 05:34:44 er, trolled Feb 11 05:34:47 --- celti gives voice to warfreak2 Feb 11 05:34:50 eyez: well, they are kiwis. they are just learning how to speak. Feb 11 05:34:50 heheh Feb 11 05:34:55 good point Feb 11 05:35:04 * celti pings warfreak2. Feb 11 05:35:08 .lart warfreak2 Feb 11 05:35:11 oh yea Feb 11 05:35:11 * eyez beats warfreak2 about the head and torso with a large battle axe Feb 11 05:35:19 * cmantito kicks warfreak2 (not literally) Feb 11 05:35:35 <-- warfreak2 has quit (Quit: If you were me, what would you do? Me, I disconnect from you.) Feb 11 05:35:35 * celti kicks warfreak2 illiterately. Feb 11 05:35:41 it was him Feb 11 05:35:41 ... Feb 11 05:35:45 that was timing. Feb 11 05:35:46 hm Feb 11 05:35:48 yea Feb 11 05:36:09 where he go? Feb 11 05:36:18 it was his quit message tho Feb 11 05:36:27 he /quitted the channel. Feb 11 05:36:32 To where, we know not. Feb 11 05:36:39 * cmantito attempts to contact him. Feb 11 05:37:16 speaking with the dead now? Feb 11 05:37:17 --> warfreak2 (~wf2@c6701be7.95c5fe71.6d2d363) has joined #SPORKS Feb 11 05:37:21 --- cmantito gives voice to warfreak2 Feb 11 05:37:23 GAH Feb 11 05:37:25 * cmantito huggles warfreak2 Feb 11 05:37:26 damned keyboard Feb 11 05:37:29 there he is Feb 11 05:37:29 hrh Feb 11 05:37:32 heh Feb 11 05:37:34 yay! Feb 11 05:37:35 i could see you all talking about me Feb 11 05:37:37 heh Feb 11 05:37:41 you all seem to care way too much about me! Feb 11 05:37:41 poke Feb 11 05:37:46 of course we do Feb 11 05:37:49 * warfreak2 huggles cmantito, Tigger, eyez, and celti Feb 11 05:37:50 * cmantito huggles warfreak2 Feb 11 05:37:51 we were infiltrated Feb 11 05:37:54 your nick was stolen Feb 11 05:37:56 warfreak2: the channel was being trolled. Feb 11 05:37:57 yea Feb 11 05:38:00 and they used a couple nicks Feb 11 05:38:01 and this spare keyboard is suboptimal Feb 11 05:38:02 Your nick was involved. Feb 11 05:38:02 yours, flatlander Feb 11 05:38:05 aedinius Feb 11 05:38:05 * eyez doesn't respond since he did so pre-emptively Feb 11 05:38:09 celti, hmmm? Feb 11 05:38:10 logs? Feb 11 05:38:13 We wanted to make sure you were you. Feb 11 05:38:16 heh Feb 11 05:38:22 suboptimal? Are you my boss in disguise? Feb 11 05:38:26 can you send me the logs? Feb 11 05:38:30 no Feb 11 05:38:35 bah, let cmantito do it. I don't wanna cut and paste. Feb 11 05:38:38 Arachnid, does your boss hate "backspace" keys that aren't three keys wide? Feb 11 05:38:39 oh THOSE logs Feb 11 05:38:42 yea I can Feb 11 05:38:43 hold on Feb 11 05:38:44 Heh, no Feb 11 05:38:44 cmantito, logs, please :P Feb 11 05:38:48 hold on hold on Feb 11 05:38:49 But he says 'suboptimal' a lot Feb 11 05:38:49 heheh Feb 11 05:38:56 and my # key is right next to backspace Feb 11 05:39:00 Tried to steal tigger too! Tigger was pissed and you know how they say hell hath no fury, Feb 11 05:39:06 meaning i keep hitting # or = instead of backspace Feb 11 05:39:14 That's nothing compared to me!!! Feb 11 05:39:14 like a Tigger scorned? Feb 11 05:39:18 hahah